Apping to Outsiders, voice testin' me some frog

[motivationalspeaker]

Mun,

While I am somewhat flattered that you've chosen me for your hobbies, I do wish you would hurry and decide on a time frame to play me from. There are pros and cons to both canon points that you have in mind, and I know that you've taken them all into consideration, but basing your final decision on which sidearm I happen to be carrying during one specific scene probably isn't the best strategy. Even if I am rather fond of the Scorpion.

Either way, I trust that you will come to a conclusion soon enough. Hopefully one that won't be too unpleasant. I know better than to get my hopes up, however. It is Omega that you're trying to send me to, after all.




Addendum: No, I'd rather not play "tadpole sitter" (as you so eloquently worded it) for the professor's clinic. He's more than capable of warding off Omega's mercenaries on his own.

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because i'm a douche

[fightforthelost]

Kirrahe.

... Is it me or are you looking a little more green than usual?

hello douche

[motivationalspeaker]

Shepard.

I don't believe my skin's hue has changed at all since we last spoke, Commander.

[you know what no I've decided on a canon point now thanks a lot Inc DEAL WITH THE GREENNESS >8(]

:3

[fightforthelost]

[that's what I'm here for]

I guess it has been awhile.

>8(

[motivationalspeaker]

[we're in a fight]

It doesn't feel like it's been that long since we parted ways after Virmire. I understand that I'll have some catching up to do.

Re: >8(

[fightforthelost]

[i will win]

Virmire? Hell, you've got more than some catching up to do.

Re: >8(

[motivationalspeaker]

[not if i hold the line motherfucker]

I can't say I particularly like the sound of that, but it seems bad news is abundant in this line of work.

[dowhatittakes]

Major Kirrahe, it's good to see you again.

I'd like to say Omega isn't that bad but perhaps it's better to state it isn't the worst place in the galaxy you could be.

[motivationalspeaker]

Dr. T'Soni, always a pleasure.

That is true. A reliable sidearm can still deter threats on Omega. For the most part.

[dowhatittakes]

A good many things can deter threats on Omega, yet they still seem to appear. Either that or Normandy crew is destined to find trouble wherever they go.

[motivationalspeaker]

Though our encounters have been brief, I would certainly believe that. Wherever the Normandy goes, trouble seems to follow.

[dowhatittakes]

It's only seemed to grow exponentially in the last while. Trouble at every corner.

You look well though, Major. I'm glad to see that.

[motivationalspeaker]

If anyone has the capability to overcome it, it's the Normandy's crew. You're quite the impressive group, Dr. T'Soni.

Times have been hectic, but I can't afford to let it slow me down. I'm sure you understand how that goes.

[calibrates_big_guns]

It's high on the list.

[Yes, Omega still makes him grumpy.]

[dowhatittakes]

I'm not surprised that you feel that way Garrus. Your last trip there didn't really end as you'd planned.

[Poor Garrus.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

That's a bit of an understatement.

[More than a bit. It really changed his out look on things ... he sees a lot more grey now. Whether that's for better or worse is up for debate.]

[dowhatittakes]

I guess so. Anyway, I'd rather be stuck on Omega than, say on a Reaper or at Sanctuary.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Well, yes, but that's like saying you'd rather live than get shot in the head.

Sanctuary really does have the worst luck in the galaxy, doesn't it?

because inc is a douche :>

[youtriedstar]

Personally, I prefer your green skin tone.

Why don't you go with an assault? Much better firing rate for all those undesirables on Omega.

Inc IS a douche and you are Mrs. Douchefire >8U

[motivationalspeaker]

It would appear that my player is in agreement. Personally, it doesn't concern me either way.

That would be better for suppressing large groups. It's something to consider, at least.

HEY NOW

[youtriedstar]

It should. It's your skin.

Well, if we're talking about larger groups...

>8)

[motivationalspeaker]

All thinks considered, there are more pressing matters to concern myself with.

There are more efficient methods, though I imagine my options will be limited.

[Because his player is a crazy sadistic bitch, you know this >8U]

8((

[youtriedstar]

What could be more important than deciding what color your skin is?

[tela is the MOST SARCASTIC]

I'm pretty sure anything goes on Omega, your only limit is your own morals.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'd probably go with the gun, but that's just me.

Omega, eh?

[motivationalspeaker]

As would I. My player appears to have different priorities.

I've never been there myself. My knowledge regarding that particular space station isn't extensive, but what I have heard about the place hasn't been pleasant.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I've spent a little time there.

[So many stories.]

Unpleasant is an understatement. Lots of gang violence, no real reprisal other than more of the same, and lots of people caught in the middle.