Apping to Outsiders, voice testin' me some frog

[motivationalspeaker]

Mun,

While I am somewhat flattered that you've chosen me for your hobbies, I do wish you would hurry and decide on a time frame to play me from. There are pros and cons to both canon points that you have in mind, and I know that you've taken them all into consideration, but basing your final decision on which sidearm I happen to be carrying during one specific scene probably isn't the best strategy. Even if I am rather fond of the Scorpion.

Either way, I trust that you will come to a conclusion soon enough. Hopefully one that won't be too unpleasant. I know better than to get my hopes up, however. It is Omega that you're trying to send me to, after all.




Addendum: No, I'd rather not play "tadpole sitter" (as you so eloquently worded it) for the professor's clinic. He's more than capable of warding off Omega's mercenaries on his own.

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because i'm a douche

[fightforthelost]

Kirrahe.

... Is it me or are you looking a little more green than usual?

hello douche

[motivationalspeaker]

Shepard.

I don't believe my skin's hue has changed at all since we last spoke, Commander.

[you know what no I've decided on a canon point now thanks a lot Inc DEAL WITH THE GREENNESS >8(]

:3

[fightforthelost]

[that's what I'm here for]

I guess it has been awhile.

>8(

[motivationalspeaker]

[we're in a fight]

It doesn't feel like it's been that long since we parted ways after Virmire. I understand that I'll have some catching up to do.

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[fightforthelost]

[i will win]

Virmire? Hell, you've got more than some catching up to do.

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[motivationalspeaker]

[not if i hold the line motherfucker]

I can't say I particularly like the sound of that, but it seems bad news is abundant in this line of work.

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[fightforthelost]

[i will smash that line okay]

More than abundant. One minute you're on a routine mission and the next minute half the galaxy has you bent over when you ask them to help stop an invasion.

[goddamn idiots]

[dowhatittakes]

Major Kirrahe, it's good to see you again.

I'd like to say Omega isn't that bad but perhaps it's better to state it isn't the worst place in the galaxy you could be.

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[motivationalspeaker]

[NO MY LINE]

Not interested in helping unless they get something in return? Typical of politicians.

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[fightforthelost]

[WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE LINES]

They seem to forget they won't have heads to stick up their asses if the Reapers win.

[motivationalspeaker]

Dr. T'Soni, always a pleasure.

That is true. A reliable sidearm can still deter threats on Omega. For the most part.

[dowhatittakes]

A good many things can deter threats on Omega, yet they still seem to appear. Either that or Normandy crew is destined to find trouble wherever they go.

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[motivationalspeaker]

[BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT KIRRAHE, MASTER OF LINE HOLDING. obviously.]

Wars are won by soldiers, something else they've conveniently forgotten. I certainly don't envy you, Shepard. It's troublesome enough dealing with the few politicians I have. You seem to encounter them pretty consistently.

[motivationalspeaker]

Though our encounters have been brief, I would certainly believe that. Wherever the Normandy goes, trouble seems to follow.

[dowhatittakes]

It's only seemed to grow exponentially in the last while. Trouble at every corner.

You look well though, Major. I'm glad to see that.

[motivationalspeaker]

If anyone has the capability to overcome it, it's the Normandy's crew. You're quite the impressive group, Dr. T'Soni.

Times have been hectic, but I can't afford to let it slow me down. I'm sure you understand how that goes.

[dowhatittakes]

[She'll give a little laugh] Yes, I've become all too aware of how hectic things have been. But I'm hoping that if you do see Omega that it won't be too difficult.

I would suggest avoiding any krogan, most aren't as friendly as Wrex is.

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[fightforthelost]

[see this is why he likes you, Kirrahe, and most other soldiers who don't give a shit about the politics]

I'm just that lucky.

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[motivationalspeaker]

[bffs, commander]

Quite. Sarcasm aside, you do seem to have a gift for sorting out other people's messes.

[motivationalspeaker]

I doubt mega has anything to offer that I can't handle, but I do appreciate your concern.

Of course, "friendly". I don't make a habit out of deliberately provoking krogan.

[dowhatittakes]

I suppose he is nicer to some people than he is to others.

I didn't mean to say that you were incapable major, just that I know that anything can happen. It's best not to let our guard down.

[motivationalspeaker]

[Somehow my O didn't make it into that sentence. This is what happens when I type with frozen, stiff fingers 8(]

No worries, Doctor, that wasn't how I interpreted it. I certainly don't plan to let myself be caught off guard. I imagine my shields will be in place for the entire duration of my stay.

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[fightforthelost]

[he looks so. pleased. to hear that]

Somebody has to do it.

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[motivationalspeaker]

Not necessarily, but you do so anyway. Your willingness to put your life on the line for others so often is commendable, Shepard.

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[fightforthelost]

Maybe I'm a hero because of some of the things I do.

Maybe somehow that stuff will buy my way out of hell.

Maybe it doesn't really matter to me in the end because nobody deserves to have to go through the crap our galaxy is going through right now. If I can make it a little better for some of these people? Sure, I'll put up with the assholes, politicians, and Reapers.

Doesn't mean I won't bitch about it from time to time though. Seriously, isn't anything ever easy?