voice testing this evil dude. he speaks English on here because y'know? I'm not fluent in Orcish >_

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[He is NOT impressed to be here of all places. This was nothing like the pits of hell in which he spent most of his time. Or atop his Warg, scanning the area for Thorin and his merry band.]

Graaar! Ru'eeg'a jat! I am tired of your constant complaining about where to send me. I want nothing to do with you! I do not need you! I want HIS head! The dwarf's head shall be mine! I will make sure of it and YOU will not get in my way. You would do well to listen, uman. For you are nothing.

Azog will get what he desires most. Revenge! Thorin Oakenshield is mine and no one elses. He will soon die by my hand and taste the zu'utah. He will soon taste my mace or my Warg's jaws. Enough of your prattling, uman. I only seek the dwarf now.

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[darkenemyoftheworld]

Say hello to the creator of your race who stands before you in all his terrible glory.

HOW PROUD IT MAKES THE GREAT MELKOR, TO KNOW THAT HIS ARTWORK HAS EVOLVED OVER THE CENTURIES INTO SUCH A MASTERPIECE OF HATRED AND CRUELTY HERE. YOU ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ALL THAT AN ORC SHOULD BE...

[whitespirit]

Will revenge really bring you happiness?

[son_of_durotan]

Revenge is almost never the best course of action.

[ploughed]

Oh, plough these sods. Take revenge if it suits you.

[captainofdespair]

Mete out your vengeance upon them. They have earned no less than the agony you will deliver to them.

[He has no idea why you hate them, but the fact that you want to take out a king means he has zero complaints. Anything to get a potential problem out of the way.]

[ladyofrivendell]

[Orc...

NOPE! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE! BYE!]

[breakofday]

[hey ugly

gtfo]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[s'up, mofo?]

YOU.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Yes, he is here. RWARRRR Elf lady.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[He nodded and growled.]

I will take revenge on the dwarven scum that did this to me. [He held up his crude prosthetic arm.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[An elf? Grarrrr....]

You seem to take the view I have, elf. Do you also seek revenge?

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[An Orc! Nice to see another ugly face around here...]

Why not? Every Orc deserves to kill those who fought against him.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

Yes. [Short answer.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Who the hell are you?]

Urgh. Who are you to know such things?

[whitespirit]

Then I suppose you are not one to entertain regrets.

[ploughed]

I did, for awhile. I imagine I've had my share of it by now.

[breakofday]

Me.

[Said surprisingly calmly, though internally he's bristling. His hand rests on Orcrist's hilt.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[Come at me, bro. You know you want to.]

Dwarf......you have a debt to pay.

[breakofday]

Not, I think, to you.

[It's weird speaking the same language. Thorin doesn't like it.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

HAHAHA! [He growled. Yeah, like the voice? Mun's idea though. Otherwise you'd need a translator.]

Come to avenge your dead grandfather, dwarf?

[breakofday]

That isn't a debt. [Honestly, Azog. I know you're new to Westron but at least get your words right.]

[defiling_yourkingdom]

Silence! [He was angry now. Hey, he was new to this whole speaking Westron thing. Give him a chance.]

You will die and I will have your head. [So there.]

[breakofday]

I will hardly lay down and offer it to you so easily. [His knuckles are white on Orcrist's hilt.] I cannot understand how you would think you can accomplish such a task and keep your other arm intact.

[defiling_yourkingdom]

[He growled then smirked.]

Kraltch, you have no chance against me this time. I have learned over the years how to fight you, dwarf. [Hey, this arm was a home-made invention. Don't make fun.]

You took one from me, Grrrrarr!, you will not take another!

[breakofday]

[Seriously. The growling is so not intimidating.]

Your words are just that. Words.