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[long_live_disco]

We've known each other for how long and you're just now picking me up? AND you want to send me to a place where I can actually do my own thing and get paid for it?

...Solid.

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It's official. I'm dead from laughter.

[long_live_disco]

[...What just happened? Ali's brain hurts right now.]

I'll take the suggestions into consideration.

[She's totally not.]

But Jazzler? That sounds really lame.

I tried to warn you.

[wade_wilson]

It does, doesn't it? I know a guy, so I'll have him get all the paperwork together and have it mailed to your agent. You have an agent right? I'll smooth that over with them over milk and cookies. Agents love milk and cookies.

So give me a call once it's all signed and we can totally do this. It won't interfere with this game, right? Theinstitute will understand. They'll know. I'll send them assorted chewy candies. I think I have some forever stamps somewhere. I bought a whole book of those when they came out I think.

Or I stole them. Not sure. Maybe "found" is a better word.

So have fun at your game, looking forward to working with you on this whole shindig, we're going to be so rich. I can finally buy everything out of that Skymall catalogue. Should I get a tiger? Tyson had a tiger. Maybe I should get one. Do you want one? I can get you one! You could use it for photoshoots.

I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I? All right, tigers can wait. And so can lions and bears.

Wait, I have it! You could make a designer kind of thing that turns any clothing into a kind of pseudo copy of yours. Make it like knife shaped. No, no gun shaped! Yes, gun shaped BeDazzler! It-

...Damn it. I did it again. [facepalm]

Call me. I can get the rights to that. We can do this if we put our minds to it. And our guns and grenades.