potentially headed somewhere...

[dimwit]

...No.

Hell no.

I'm not goin' to some hellhole where all they fuckin' do is... well, fuck! Look, man, I like the idea of gettin' down and dirty as much as the next guy, but you damn well know who's gonna get mad at me once they find out I'm headin' there. And again with the lost abilities! Screw that! While just punchin' guys down like normal is fun, I earned those goddamn powers. I'll just have to earn them again? Haha-- fuck you.

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[dimwit]

Whatever. Like she ever does.

[ So you're just going to completely ignore the fact that he's getting sent off to a brothel, basically. ]

[nicebruise]

It's your own fault for not being more firm with her, Yusuke.

[ She'll get more mad if she thinks about that. ]

[dimwit]

I tried to! By firmly plantin' my foot in her ass, but like you said, she ain't listenin'.

[ He would at least like help. ]

[nicebruise]

I don't think you even tried at all, and violence doesn't solve everything despite what your brain tells you!

[dimwit]

[ All he's hearing is blah blah blah-blah blah-blah blah ]

It usually works...

[nicebruise]

[ ROLLS HER EYES. ]

You have to be more firm like me and less physically violent. She'll only think you're a moron if you do that.

[ She clears her throat. ]

Now I'm sure your mun will listen to me if I speak to her about your situation.

[dimwit]

Like hell you're less violent than I am-- either way, if she ain't listenin' to me, she's sure not gonna listen to you.

[ Go ahead and try, though. ]

[nicebruise]

How do you know? I have a certain charm that I'm certain will make her understand she can't just bring you to ... to... places like that!

[dimwit]

Maybe if you time travel ten years back, she'd actually give a fuck and be too scared to send me there.

[nicebruise]

[ Ignores Yusuke! ]

Yusuke's mun, I'm certain you realize that is just not a place for this dork. He's loud. He's bratty. He's gross and would only gross out anyone else around him. So you see, it wouldn't be any fun! You can't send him there!

--is this fourth-wall breakage to a irredeemable degree or

[dimwit]

[ ...Sorry Keiko, sweetie, but he's still going! It's because of those reasons too. He needs some sense knocked into him. ]

See?! Look at that! She doesn't care!

Maybe just a smidge

[nicebruise]

You can't go to a place like that, Yusuke!

I apologize for my silliness in that case

[dimwit]

It's not like I want to! But no, I apparently have to listen to her every fucking word!

[ Translation: Keiko save meeeeeeeee ]

lmao No don't apologize I love it

[nicebruise]

I still have one more trick up my sleeve!

haha yay :>

[dimwit]

THEN DISH IT OUT ALREADY, DAMMIT!

I'm all about the silly \o/

[nicebruise]

Well I don't know how to smack a mun, okay! Give me a second!

[dimwit]

[ Nonononono-- ]

Lemme just get outta your way...!

[nicebruise]

.... Yusuke, how exactly do you hurt your mun?

[dimwit]

[ --wait what ]

I told you, I kick her around a bit!

[ A lot ]

[nicebruise]

I've never had to do it before okay?

[ Takes a deeeep breath. ]

Okay Yusuke step back.

[dimwit]

Gotcha!

[ You ass you're just gonna let her do this-- ]

[nicebruise]

DON'T LET YUSUKE GO TO THAT PERVERTED PLACE!

[ AND KEIKO GOES SWINGIN' THAT POWERFUL HAND OF HERS ]

[dimwit]

FUCK YEAH! YOU GET 'ER!

[ OWOWOWOWOW ]

[nicebruise]

That should solve the problem, Yusuke.

[dimwit]

I sure fucking hope so... Jeez.

...Thanks.

[nicebruise]

I can't just... let you go to a place like that.

[dimwit]

I'm not, I'm not; don't start cryin' about it...

[ Yes his Keiko-Tears-Sensor is going off. ]

[nicebruise]

I-I'm not going to cry!

[ Huffpuff! ]