this is why i can't take you anywhere mer. GOD.

[myownhand]

Just in case I didn't make it clear before--

I'm not for sale.

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[hardworkingprince]

I am afraid I do not understand. Would you mind explaining it to me further?

What happened?

[myownhand]

There was a "date auction" where people bid on y't'take y'out on a date. And someone tried t'buy me. Even though I wasn't up for sale.

[hardworkingprince]

A date auction? That sounds exciting. What a good way to meet new people! I hope the money all went to a charity of some kind.

If you were not up for sale, though, that was very rude of them.

[a long pause

then:]

Do you think anyone would be willing to buy me? I am the Prince of All Cosmos, after all, even if I am terribly small. I would like to meet new people. Maybe they would like to roll the katamari with me. :)

[YES HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO DO A SMILIE FACE WHEN SPEAKING. he is the Prince of All Cosmos okay he can do whatever the hell he wants]

JUST THIS FACE CAUSE HE TALKS SO MUCH

[myownhand]

[whoa. that was a lot of talking right there. AnD that smilie face? WEIRD BRO.]

I suppose y'could. Though you'd have t'find one t'put yourself in. Besides, y'can't control who bids on you. You could find yourself tied t'someone y'really don't like.

HE'S JUST REALLY EXCITED OKAY. HE LIKES NEW THINGS

[hardworkingprince]

That would be okay. I would not mind. You must take the bad with the good, after all. Besides, I do not think you can dislike anyone you are rolling a katamari with. The katamari is like gravity. It brings people together. [♥]

[myownhand]

Erm, what's a "ka-ta-ma-ri"?

the Prince would like to tell dreamwidth that it is RUDE not to deliver his notifs :|

[hardworkingprince]

[poof! look, there's a katamari next to him now. how convenient]

This is a katamari. If it touches anything that has a smaller mass than it does, it will roll it up. Boing! It is very sticky.