weekends do strange things

[brentwood]

So, uh, that's it?

You find out there's a video game about boarding school and then- poof- I show up? Not that I don't believe you but I'd personally like to think there was more to that thought process than you're letting on. I'm not that simple to conjure up, am I?

Also, that user name isn't great for hiding a secret ID. Just sayin'. And. If I could be back before curfew that'd be grea-- what? What do you mean you think you'll keep me around? You already have a me in your head! [ wow. weird. ] Just. Ugh.

Keep it to the small stuff, okay? Okay.

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[brentwood]

I got a 98 on my last test, and that's because I didn't study for it. [ That's something! And oh! Oh gosh that must have been a game set in the Harry Potter novels-- how cool. ]

. . . Must be hard to completely understand someone with a 12th-level intellect.

[greenteengenius]

I nearly successfully took over approximately 80 planets when I was a year old.

She thinks understanding of my personality is enough. Obviously not.

[brentwood]

You obviously win in that department but, uh- why?

Muns just. . . take what's easiest for them, ignore everything else. It's like-- I don't know. You took over 80 planets?

[greenteengenius]

I have no idea. My father lobotomized me so I don't remember it.

Yes, that does seem to be the case. Yes, with mind control. Mind control can be very effective if one is careful to kill everyone it doesn't effect. Obviously, I did not.

[brentwood]

[ That's-- what-- uh. There's some serious alarms going off in his head right now. ] The games took away that mind control, too, obviously. [ But really he's saying it like a question. ]

[greenteengenius]

[As there should be.]

No, I no longer have access to father's program, but I'm sure I could make my own. Something better. I simply have no interest in it. I have my education to further.

[brentwood]

[ . . . . . he can't not ask! ] How?

[greenteengenius]

It would be imprudent to answer that.