Noooo it's not safe out there...

[checkyourpulse]

Hey! Wakey-wakey, come on. You can't keep me stuck up here forever! I wanna go. I wanna get out and do something! Just because you're scared to try doesn't mean you can just lock me away. It's boring in here.

Let's do something. A meme, anything! Just try. You have to try. I'm having a total Rapunzel moment here, let's GO! Develop me already! Flesh that shit out and stop whining. Let me have some fun before it all goes dark and gets heavy. I'm young and impetuous and you can't stop me. You know I'm gonna be famous one day.

We can do this. Don't sleep yet!

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[checkyourpulse]

Ten years is more than enough time. Live fast die young, right? [She smirks. No harm in playing along with this obviously delusional guy.] So what does that make you? The devil?

[goesdown]

No, I'm merely a humble salesman. The devil's not the most... personable.

[ He smiles. ]

Now if you'll just sign on the dotted line, all contracts have to be sealed with a kiss.

[checkyourpulse]

Ooooh, okay. I see. This was all an elaborate plot to get me to make out with you. [She smiles right back.] No thanks.

[goesdown]

A quick peck is all it takes. I assure you that you're really not my type.

[checkyourpulse]

... [She has to think about this.] That's it? Seriously? One tiny kiss and I get magical fame and fortune? All for a soul.

[goesdown]

That's it. Just sign on the dotted line, Princess Peach.

[checkyourpulse]

You on a deadline? [Smiiiiiirk]

[goesdown]

No, I just assumed that you'd want to get it out of the way. Think of your adoring fans.