voice test, possibly exitvoid

[prosecutie]

H3Y CAN 1 JUST C4LL YOU MUN?
L1K3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 C4LLS TH31R P3T HUM4NS?
OK
4LLR1GHT
1M R3C31V1NG SOM3 SUSP1C1C1OUSLY N3F4R1OUS WH1FFS OF S3LF-1NDULG3NC3 FROM YOU
THROUGH TH1S SCR33N
4R3 YOU H1D1NG SOM3TH1NG FROM ME MUN???
>:]


Hey can I just call you Mun?
Like everyone else calls their pet humans?
OK.
All right.
I'm receiving some suspiciously nefarious whiffs of self-indulgence from you.
Through this screen.
Are you hiding something from me, Mun???
>:]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

What Do You Think Shes Hiding

[prosecutie]

NO 1D34!
BUT M4YB3 1TS NOT SO MUCH TH4T *1* DONT KNOW
BUT MOR3 LIKE SH3 DO3SNT KNOW Y3T
SO ONC3 SH3 KNOWS
1LL KNOW TOO
1F TH4T M4K3S 4NY S3NS3

[glowsferatu]

So It Isnt So Much A Deliberate Obfuscation As It Is A Betrayal Of Uncertainty
But Not Knowing The Question Would Also Contribute To The Answers Continued Elusion

[prosecutie]

Y34H 1TS K1ND4 4NNOY1ING L1K3 TH4T.
1 GU3SS 1N 4 W4Y 1 KNOW 4LR3DY KNOW S1NC3 N3F4R1OUS PL4NS FOR S1LLY MUNS 1NVOLV3 S1LLY W1GGL3R TH1NGS.
SO 1N CONCLUS1ON 1T 1S JUST PL41N S1LLY 4ND NOTH1NG TO WORRY 4BOUT!
1 HOP3.

[glowsferatu]

It Seems Then That The Prosecution Rests And Nothing Has Really Been Learned
How Can The Sentencing Proceed Under These Circumstances
Its Really No Wonder That You Dont Sound Very Confident In Your Conclusion

[chucklefuck]

heh heh heh heh.

[prosecutie]

W3LL W3LL WH4T H4V3 W3 H3R3?
D1D MR GR4P3J3LLY D3C1D3 TO ST1CK H1S B1G NOS3 1NTO TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON W1TH TH3 MOST H3LPFUL OF 1NT3NT1ONS?

[chucklefuck]

YOU KNOW ME, MOTHERFUCKER.
always getting myself to be
MOTHERFUCKING
helpful. heh heh heh.
WHY MOTHERFUCKING NOT WHEN IT SEEMS TO THIS BROTHER'S LOOKSTUBS
that we might have a new familiar face getting into some sinister noise in that game i got myself to being a part of.

[prosecutie]

TH3 SC3NT OF YOUR W1TTY S4RC4ASM 1S STRONG.
4ND K1ND OF D3L1C1OUS.
WH4T 1S TH1S STUP1D G4M3 4BOUT TH1S T1M3?
1T MUST B3 R34LLY STUP1D S1NC3 YOU 4R3 1N 1T.
>:]

[chucklefuck]

BEST YOU WATCH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH.
as for this game, yeah, don't even got my understand on about it
SINCE IT KEEPS FUCKING CHANGING.
hiding itself like some kinda nasty motherfuckin con artist not wanting us to get our sights on what it's really getting it self to being for real.
IT'S AIGHT THOUGH
i'm chill with it.

here you go, a younger version of a ~certain lusus~

[controledfreak]

[Also move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

I think the question you should have is not whether your player holds secrets, but rather whether or not you really want to KNOW.

[prosecutie]

OF COURS3 1 W4NT TO KNOW.
W4Y TOO EASY!

[controledfreak]

And then what? Or have you gotten that far?

[prosecutie]

UH, NOTH1NG R34LLY?
W3 3ND3D UP COM1NG TO 4 PR3TTY DUMB CONCLUS1ON 1N TH3 3ND.

[intimid8]

Or you might just 8e picking up horse8eastshit, these weaksauce muns are full of it!

[prosecutie]

1 TRUST MY NOS3 B3TT3R TH4N 1 DO 4 LOT OF TH1NGS TH4T 4R3 TRUSTWORTHY!
NORM4LLY 1 WOULD 4GR33.
MUNS 4RE PR3TTY FULL OF 1T.
BUT 1 KNOW B3TT3R TH4N TO UND3R3ST1M4T3 4NYTH1NG.

[intimid8]

Now that's just sad! C'mon, just take my word for it. I don't neeeeeeeed smell-o-vision to know that your mun is a chump, like mine.

[prosecutie]

1 4M NOT SAY1NG YOU 4RE COMPL3T3LY WRONG.
BUT YOU 4R3 NOT R1GHT 31TH3R.
SURE SH3 1S 4 CHUMP BUT TH1NK 4BOUT 1T!
TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG YOU S4Y 4LL OF THIS.
R1GHT NOW.
SH3 W1LL B3 M4PP1NG OUT TH3 COURS3 OF YOUR WORDY BL4H BL4H SP1D3R M3LODY 4FT3R MY MUN H1TS S3ND.
4ND TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG YOU C4N DO 4BOUT 1T.
>:]

[intimid8]

... Are you implying I'm 8eing manipul8ted?
Me????????
Please, I can out-spin her in spider melodies aaaaaaaanyday. If anything, I'm the only thing saving her from total chumpitude! And that makes her waaaaaaaay more competent than your mun already, so suck on that!

[just1c1ng]

1F TH3Y 4R3 B31NG N3F4R1OUS, YOU MUST B3 D1L1G3NT 4ND P3RS1ST3NT 1N YOUR W4YS. OTH3RW1S3 TH3 TRUTH M4Y N3V3R B3 UNCOV3R3D.

[prosecutie]

TH1S B1T OF 4DV1C3 WOULDV3 B33N RE4LLY H3LPFUL L1K3 TWO HOURS 4GO.
BUT 1 UND3RST4ND!
1T K1ND4 JUST C4M3 TO US L4T3R 4ND 1T W4S 4 STUNN1NG R3V3L4TION, 3XC3PT NOT.
BLUH.

[biwinning]

2he'2 hiidiing the fact 2he'2 deliiciiou2.
quiick, eat her.

[prosecutie]

4LT3RN14 TO SOLLUX, 4LL HUM4NS 4R3 D3L1C1OUS.
TH1S 1S NOT 4 V3RY W3LL-GU4RD3D S3CR3T.
3V3RYON3 KNOWS TH4T HUM4NS H4V3 CH3RRY R3D COUGH SYRUP RUNN1NG THROUGH TH31R V31NS!
BUT 1 DONT TH1NK 1 COULD E4T H3R, 3V3N 1F 1 PHYS1C4LLY COULD.

[biwinning]

don't back down now tz.
commiit two iit.

[prosecutie]

WOW SHUT UP, 1 TOT4LLY WOULD TRY 1F 1 COULD!
BUT C4N YOU 4CTU4LLY 1M4G1N3 34T1NG 4 HUM4N?
GROSS.