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[youthinkthisisagame]

Look, all I'm saying is, you'd better be sure you've got what it takes to be me. You said yourself you weren't expecting me at all.

I want you to think long and hard about this.

Because if you mess me up, I'll knock your teeth out.

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/screams omg it's Astrid

[trainsurdragons]

Well. That's uhm.

..that's one way to make an impression with your mun.

[Albeit a forceful one.]

/screams back

[youthinkthisisagame]

I'm just making sure she knows what she's getting into. If she's going to play me, she'd better do a good job of it!

I don't suppose you had a better idea?

[trainsurdragons]

To be honest? No. My own mun iiis..

[Cue the unsure hand-gesturing.]

...She's something. ...I'll give her that.

[youthinkthisisagame]

Uh-huh. Sure sounds like something.

I think you need to put your foot down, Hiccup. Lay some ground rules.

[trainsurdragons]

Ground rules, huh?

[You're not the first person here to tell him that, Astrid.]

Well sure- but that's easier said than done-

...considering these muns sorta control all of our actions.

1/3

[youthinkthisisagame]

Yeah? Well not if I can -

2/3

[youthinkthisisagame]

3/3

[youthinkthisisagame]

So she's actually making me threaten to knock her teeth out?

[ GETTIN' REAL META, ASTRID. ]

So I'm not actually threatening to knock her teeth out -

So actually she's threatening to knock her own teeth out -

But...

But!

[ THIS IS WEIRD. ]

[trainsurdragons]

Weeell-

[Gesturing again!]

In a waay...yes? ...I mean we can do whatever we want to try to get our muns to do something else, but in the end they've got the final say.

..I still don't really get it either.

[youthinkthisisagame]

[ It takes her a second to get herself together. ]

...And I still don't like it.

[ She hefts her axe in one hand, as if considering. ]

...I might have to do something about it.

[trainsurdragons]

A lot of characters around here don't like it-

[He trails off, watching that axe.]

...But it's not so bad... I mean I'm glad a mun picked you up, if anything.

[youthinkthisisagame]

...Oh.

[ Oh. ]

[ The steam sort of goes out of her at that. It occurs to her that she hasn't seen Toothless anywhere, or many of Berk's vikings for that matter. ]

...Aren't there others here besides you and me? Or have you been by yourself this whole time?

[trainsurdragons]

Oh no, there are others. Ruffnut is around here somewhere, and Toothless- ...and there are multiple....me's.

[If that...makes any sense.]

It's hard to explain, but I'm not the only Hiccup around. Just one of the few dozen...however many there really are.

[You should see the Jack Frosts Astrid. They're everywhere.]

[rrbando_rambo]

Yikes, remind me not to get on your bad side.

[youthinkthisisagame]

Don't worry. If you do it's because you deserved it.

So just don't do anything to deserve it.

[rrbando_rambo]

Uh, heh. Depends on what 'deserving' is.. hopefully 'goofing around' isn't one of those things.

I'm not the brightest so don't quote me on this, but your mun wants you. You have that attitude that muses and mundane wouldn't want to mess with so I'm sure th' mundane there will do you justice.

[strikingblue]

Should you not try to get along vith your mun?

[Kurt is of the school of thought that everyone could get along if they wanted to.]

[youthinkthisisagame]

We'll get along just fine, as long as she doesn't embarrass me in front of everyone here.

[memoryguardian]

Well, as much as I'm against unnecessary violence, knocking out teeth just means more work for me! So I guess I can't really complain.

[youthinkthisisagame]

I'm glad we agree about this. My mun says you've knocked out a few teeth yourself.

[memoryguardian]

Only a few! Really, I wouldn't have done it if they didn't deserve it.

[youthinkthisisagame]

Exactly! I wouldn't punch anybody's teeth out if they hadn't earned it. So they should just...make sure they don't earn it.

[memoryguardian]

Sounds reasonable enough to me! Oh, I guess I should introduce myself.

My name is Toothiana, but you can just call me Tooth for short.

[youthinkthisisagame]

Astrid Hofferson, of the Isle of Berk. Nice to meet you, Tooth.

[memoryguardian]

Nice to meet you as well, Astrid! What a lovely name.

[Wait--]

Berk? ...You know Hiccup?

[youthinkthisisagame]

...Of course I know him. He's the chief's son.

[ And you kissed him. MULTIPLE TIMES. Aha. Ahahaha. Whoops, she's flushing red, just a little bit.]

I...guess you could say we're friends.

[memoryguardian]

[She beams at that, actually, not seeming to notice Astrid's reddening face.]

That's great! I mean, I know Hiccup too. [Well, one of them, because here there's copies and whatnot.] He's a sweet boy. I'm happy he has a friend here now.

[youthinkthisisagame]

...He doesn't have any of his friends from back home here, does he.

[ It's not really a question - she's pretty sure she's already figured that out. And that maybe she's been a little insensitive. ]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[myownhand]

Finally, someone who talks some sense around here.

/EYEBROW WAGGLE

[youthinkthisisagame]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one.

SHE NEEDS SOMEONE ELSE TO TORTURE HICCUP WITH.

[myownhand]

If you stick around long enough, you'll see that y'are.

Most everyone just likes t'try and appease their muns. It's ridiculous.

EHEHEHE

[youthinkthisisagame]

I know! And it's pathetic! All these rat-eaters just let their muns drag them around by their noses like sheep. Well you know what? I'm not having it! I'm showing my mun who's boss around here.