On apping to ExitVoid

[allendsmeat]

Don't worry. It should be fun, right? It's a ship! With ghosts! And treasure! And Ace! And nakama! You'll be fine so don't think so much and just have fun!

Comments

[tsun_nami]

I don't have any problem with the treasure and everything else, but why do there have to be ghosts?

[ It'll be like Thriller Bark all over again Q_Q ]

[allendsmeat]

Ghosts are cool. What's wrong with them?

[tsun_nami]

GHosts are NOT cool! They're creepy!

[allendsmeat]

Why?

[tsun_nami]

.... i shouldn't have to even answer that. They're spirits of -dead people-.

[ Though if she saw the ghost of Bellemere, she probably wouldn't be nearly so freaked out. ]

[allendsmeat]

Shishishishi yeah but everybody dies, Nami! And it would be kind of cool! I'd like to speak to the ghost of Roger or Sabo. [imagines this] Hey! Do you think ghosts can poop?

[ace_of_hearts]

Yup, it'll be tons of fun. But I think your mun is more worried about the app.

[allendsmeat]

But the app doesn't even have history! So it's no problem! I'll write it for her! I've just gotta talk about what I like, right?

[ace_of_hearts]

And how would that go? "I like wrestling tigers, meat, and being a pirate." I'm not sure they'd accept that, Lu. [Teasing forever.]

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[allendsmeat]

But I do like all those things. Maybe I can give them some of my meat...

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[allendsmeat]

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT!

[ace_of_hearts]

Then don't. I think there's more to you than those things though, Luffy.

[allendsmeat]

Yeah I guess. But don't they already know that? [he knows him. doesn't everyone else?]

SCREAMING

[longnose]

Luffy!

[wait]

Luffy... I don't think this is going to be as fun as you're thinking...

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[allendsmeat]

USOOOOPP!

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[allendsmeat]

[Wait]

Hey, your hair got longer. Are you wearing a costume?

[longnose]

[Yes because that is really the issue here.]

No, it's looked like this for awhile... Don't you remember?

[hmm...]

What's the last thing you do remember?

[allendsmeat]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I remember that you sneezed so hard you farted at the same time. That was great!

[longnose]

[He should have expected an answer like that. He strikes a slightly offended pose.]

I did not sneeze so hard I farted! I farted completely on purpose! I let it out like a man!

MORE SCREAMING

[mr_prince]

Luffy! Shit, have I ever been missing that rubbery mug of yours.

[Except...]

Er, this... actually this isn't such a great place.

[allendsmeat]

But it has ships and ghosts and treasure and nakama.

[mr_prince]

[Hm. How to put this in Luffy terms...]

The ships are boring and don't even have flags.

The ghosts are... well they're okay but I don't think they poop.

Treasure. Really?

As for nakama it's me an Usopp and a shit tonne of other miserable buggers who don't want to be here so yeah enjoy missing the rest of our crew for the eternity you end up here. [Not at ALL bitter about having been the first one, nope.]

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[allendsmeat]

But we can make a flag. And ghost poop is invisible so don't worry. And you and Usopp are there.

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[allendsmeat]

[It's true he'd miss the others but]

Maybe they'll show up, too! They're probably just following Zoro.

[mr_prince]

[Trying not to think about innumerable invisible ghost turds littered about the ship Luffy this is serious business stop nearly making him laugh.]

Oh god, don't even joke about that lunk-head showing up here.

Say, you look... young. Younger, than you were, are, er...

... what's happening, with you and the crew right now?