on reserving.

[goddessofdiscord]

You know, if you read any more articles about me, you may go cross-eyed. How flattering that would be.

Oh, I'm definitely capable of holding my own wherever you decide to usher in a smidgen of strife, don't worry your pretty little head about that. For instance, the sheer grief just waiting to be instigated in that cosy little world you've offered up? Glorious. I can almost hear the terrified screams as we speak. So thoughtful of you, dear!

Let's be the very best of girlfriends, mmm?

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[pirouetting]

Oh are you going there too, miss?

[goddessofdiscord]

I hope so, child. Are you looking forward to your own adventure?

[pirouetting]

Um, well... I'm really not that good at adventures.

[goddessofdiscord]

You have to really go the distance, that's why! Try new things, even if they seem a little dangerous.

[pirouetting]

D-Dangerous? But why, wouldn't that be dan--?

[ She breaks off, looking confused. Yes, she just confused herself. ]

[goddessofdiscord]

[ Whisking closer in a swathe of black smoke, she reforms with an arm around the little girl. ]

How do you know someone doesn't have a knife at your back if you're looking the other way? That's why you should always, always be ready to strike the first blow in self-defense. I know all about adventures! This is how they pan out.

[ A fingertip taps that button-nose. ]

You want to stay safe and sound, don't you?

[gutsythracian]

Terrified screams belonging to who. The world ...or you?

[ Cause there will always be a Sinbad to make you his bitch, Eris. ]

[goddessofdiscord]

[ It's the bit on the siiiide, wassup gurl. ]

Isn't there a man somewhere that you should be cheating on?

[gutsythracian]

[ nothin much. sailing seas and fighting off cyclops. you? ]

Really, Eris. Of all the malevolent entities, you would use that kind of card?

[goddessofdiscord]

[ Planning a condo in Havoc City, nbd nbd. ]

What can I say? I'm in such a good mood today.

[gutsythracian]

[ Will there be havanas? ]

Enjoy the mood while it lasts. It won't be around for too long.

[goddessofdiscord]

[ There will be crushed spirits if she can help it, does that count? ]

You think so? What little you understand of me comes as a result of Sinbad's involvement. [ Ribbons of smoke twist Eris's hair as she swoops closer, unveiling her closer with a hand on a hip. ] You don't want to draw my attention in your own right.

[idkworldruler]

Have fun.

[goddessofdiscord]

I intend to.

[idkworldruler]

Good, I'm guessing there's quite a bit of fun to be had there.

[goddessofdiscord]

One might say that, yes. Games can be the best way to pass the time.

[idkworldruler]

Sometimes, boring games aren't though.

[goddessofdiscord]

You have no one to blame for your own boredom but yourself. Keep that in mind.

[idkworldruler]

Please, who said I'm bored? Right now I'm going to be sacrificed to a bunch of ghosts that are going to try and kill me and several others.

[tonewlengths]

That doesn't sound good at all!

[goddessofdiscord]

Your opinion is noted.

[tonewlengths]

You... You really aren't worried?

[goddessofdiscord]

Why would I be?

[ Vanishing with a puff of smoke, in the next moment she's gliding behind Rapunzel. ]

If I have to go somewhere, I'd rather it was a world where fear resides in the very air.

[tonewlengths]

Ah! [Yelps, whipping around quickly and taking a few steps back. Speaking of fear...]

[goddessofdiscord]

Why, you look absolutely —

[ This time, the fog loosens into a huge cloud, two arms forming taller than a pair of men; red eyes gleam in the darkness to look down at the blond girl, drawing giant soft features out of the gloom. Nothing lies beyond where ribs should be but rising ashes. ]

— terrified.