on reserving.

[goddessofdiscord]

You know, if you read any more articles about me, you may go cross-eyed. How flattering that would be.

Oh, I'm definitely capable of holding my own wherever you decide to usher in a smidgen of strife, don't worry your pretty little head about that. For instance, the sheer grief just waiting to be instigated in that cosy little world you've offered up? Glorious. I can almost hear the terrified screams as we speak. So thoughtful of you, dear!

Let's be the very best of girlfriends, mmm?

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[pirouetting]

Oh are you going there too, miss?

[goddessofdiscord]

I hope so, child. Are you looking forward to your own adventure?

[gutsythracian]

Terrified screams belonging to who. The world ...or you?

[ Cause there will always be a Sinbad to make you his bitch, Eris. ]

[goddessofdiscord]

[ It's the bit on the siiiide, wassup gurl. ]

Isn't there a man somewhere that you should be cheating on?

[gutsythracian]

[ nothin much. sailing seas and fighting off cyclops. you? ]

Really, Eris. Of all the malevolent entities, you would use that kind of card?

[goddessofdiscord]

[ Planning a condo in Havoc City, nbd nbd. ]

What can I say? I'm in such a good mood today.

[pirouetting]

Um, well... I'm really not that good at adventures.

[goddessofdiscord]

You have to really go the distance, that's why! Try new things, even if they seem a little dangerous.

[pirouetting]

D-Dangerous? But why, wouldn't that be dan--?

[ She breaks off, looking confused. Yes, she just confused herself. ]

[gutsythracian]

[ Will there be havanas? ]

Enjoy the mood while it lasts. It won't be around for too long.

[goddessofdiscord]

[ Whisking closer in a swathe of black smoke, she reforms with an arm around the little girl. ]

How do you know someone doesn't have a knife at your back if you're looking the other way? That's why you should always, always be ready to strike the first blow in self-defense. I know all about adventures! This is how they pan out.

[ A fingertip taps that button-nose. ]

You want to stay safe and sound, don't you?

[goddessofdiscord]

[ There will be crushed spirits if she can help it, does that count? ]

You think so? What little you understand of me comes as a result of Sinbad's involvement. [ Ribbons of smoke twist Eris's hair as she swoops closer, unveiling her closer with a hand on a hip. ] You don't want to draw my attention in your own right.

[idkworldruler]

Have fun.

[goddessofdiscord]

I intend to.

[idkworldruler]

Good, I'm guessing there's quite a bit of fun to be had there.

[goddessofdiscord]

One might say that, yes. Games can be the best way to pass the time.

[idkworldruler]

Sometimes, boring games aren't though.

[goddessofdiscord]

You have no one to blame for your own boredom but yourself. Keep that in mind.

[idkworldruler]

Please, who said I'm bored? Right now I'm going to be sacrificed to a bunch of ghosts that are going to try and kill me and several others.

[goddessofdiscord]

Boredom, child, is a state of mind. Never a fact. In any case, you're going to try and fight for your life, aren't you? You should.

[idkworldruler]

Boredom is a fact, and a state of being, as well as mind. As for me fighting? It's more like an average day in the office.

[goddessofdiscord]

Quite the little boy-philosopher, aren't we? Cute. I'm so happy to find you don't back down from a fight.

[idkworldruler]

I'm obligated to be. What kind of man would I be if I did back down? There are far more terrifying things out there than a dead guy.

[goddessofdiscord]

What kind of a man, indeed. Do your best! I'll root for the outcome that proves the most fun.

[idkworldruler]

Why thank you, I'll assure you that it will all prove to be fun.