So her mun came up with a thing and now Saft's not too happy about it.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Even if it is a random silly one-shot thing between you and a friend. If you honestly think that I''m gonna marry some weird candy-obsessed kart-driving tyrant king you've got another thing coming.

And that dress you came up with looks like something Geronimo barfed up whilst looking for sweets in Uncle Glad's kitchen!

Comments

[nottalittlewolf]

....I'm so glad the 'M' word doesn't come up too often with my mun.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Hey at least when it was us, neither of us wanted to consent to it. My mun seems to think this other guy will.

[nottalittlewolf]

Well that's kinda gross and disturbing.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

On so many levels. Yes.

...I'm beginning to miss Trevor

[nottalittlewolf]

I'm guessing you can't just roast him and have done with it?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...I don't roast people Nott.

[nottalittlewolf]

You sure? C'mon you'd be Queen of candy land or whatever the place he's king of is called.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Sugar Rush and Nott, seriously quit pushing it! I don't wanna be queen of anything!

Even a bunch of jelly bears and cough drops.

[nottalittlewolf]

Okay, okay, sheesh I was joking you know.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Besides, he's probably made of marshmallow or something. I think I'd offend his people or something if I went all dragon on him in front of the whole wedding ceremony.

[nottalittlewolf]

What do you care if you offend them? You're trying to get out of this anyway right? So what's stopping you from going all dragony-like and flying off.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...I don't like makings things any worse than they already are.

Got a reputation to protect and all with being a Goldenscale remember?

[nottalittlewolf]

You mean your family is fine with you marring this guy?!

I thought the situation was gonna be a bit different that what happened with us.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

My mun says this is kinda an AU where my world is some kind of video game...

It's kinda hard of saying anything further without spoiling King Candy's movie for you.

1/???

[confectioncrown]

2/???

[confectioncrown]

[... UM.]

3/???

[confectioncrown]

4/5

[confectioncrown]

5/5 DONE

[confectioncrown]

Well... heheeh...

I've never really been the committing type, you thee, but.. heehoo...
What ethhactly does your Mundane see in you that, heeheh, makes them think you're worthy of being MY bride~?

[Figures his first thought is "Are you SURE you're in my league?"]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well that's just the thing! There's absolutely nothing that would even make sense as to why you, Your Majesty would even want to take me as your bride.

I mean, don't get me wrong that Candy Kingdom you live in is pretty uh... [Sorry KC, but she's going to make the obvious pun here.] sweet. But I'm just not the settling down and getting married type! I'm a dragon and as a dragon I want to spend my time flying free and doing all the cool things dragons are supposed to do. I want to fall in love and get married when and ONLY when I'm ready!

[Also there's this whole height difference thing.]

[confectioncrown]

... A dragon you thsay?

[Colour him somewhat intrigued.]

With the flying, the breathing fire, all that thort of thing?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Isn't that what dragons do?

Yeah I'm...I'm one of them.

1/2

[confectioncrown]

Heeheheehoo... Well gum my drops~

Though, I thuppose I should ask...

2/2

[thebosslevel]

How compatible is YOUR kind with inthects~?

Heeheehoohahaheheehoohoo~!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...!

Insects?! [What the-?! Mun! You didn't warn her about this!]

W-What are you?

[thebosslevel]

The most DEADLY VIRUTH the arcade has ever known!

Did your Mundane fail to mention that? Heheehoohahaha~!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Alright...

Virus...[Grumbling under her breath.] thanksforfailingtimentionthatmun.

Guess I'm always open to new challenges. With you being this ugly and less sweet than you were a few moments ago makes me feel less bad about kicking your big bad bug butt.

[thebosslevel]

... Uh, what?!

You don't find me even more attractive thith way?!

[THAT'S NOT WHAT HIS MUN TOLD HIM WOULD HAPPEN. Sorry KC, guess she's not like the rest of the fandom.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Maybe if you were a ninja or a shark or a turtle or a weird combo of the two of them IDK.]

What can I say, I'm very picky about the guys I settle down with.

Sorry, your majesty. Bugs just don't do it for me.

[thebosslevel]

[Seriously, sharks and turtles but not bugs? Just his luck.]

Hmph, fine then. Dragon or not, I doubt you have what it taketh to be my Queen anyway.

[And he means Queen in both the obvious sense and also literally a Cy-Bug Hive Queen.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[When you put it like that KCB that's just creepy. Sheesh man.]

Thems the brakes or so they say. Looks like you're going to have to find someone to be your bride. I've already got plans of my own and none of them involve you.

[thebosslevel]

Heeheehoohahahahaa!

I could thay the same~

[whitescalesbigmouth]

So where does this leave us now?

You, an ugly creepazoid bug thing and me...Tch, just being me!

[zhilbar]

Well, there's always the gratuitous violence angle. Just remember to grab a really big flyswatter.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Whoa, hey another dragon. This was unexpected. o.o]

I don't think they make flyswatters that big.

[zhilbar]

Are you sure that's you're just not looking enough? You'd be amazed what can be found in this kind of place.

[Hi there, li'l hatchling! Don't mind Him, He just likes to see you young folks have your fun.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

But he's not even worth the hassle and I'm not even harmed, see?

It's cool, I much prefer the verbal type of slapdown than a physical one anyway. Goldenscales aren't really into the whole getting our claws dirty thing unless you know...it really calls for it.

[zhilbar]

I suppose that's to be expected, given your family's rank. Just be sure to use a little inventiveness when using words to put him in his place, hmm? You might find it ever so much more enjoyable this way.

[Though admittedly, part of that suggestion is because He didn't want to hear any dragon calling someone a 'doody-brain' ever again. There should be some STANDARDS for their grand and ancient kind, you know?]

[feathertyrant]

I take it you've taken a liking to older forms of governance.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Hah! Hardly! If she refuses your advances Goodchild what makes you think she'll accept anyone elses?]

...Sounds like someone's jealous.

[feathertyrant]

Nonsense, just an observation.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

An observation you made over the fact my mun wants me to go through with this, Obviously you weren't bothered about Leo or Veser's relationship with me.

I can't believe you're actually getting upset over this Trev'.

[futamura_neo]

...this post is the community's way of punishing my heibon-kun for all the times he's posted with me, isn't it?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Come again?

[futamura_neo]

[Néo indicates hir nude hermaphrodite self, in case Saft's forgotten or never noticed it.] He worries a lot, probably even more than he should, that my very existence freaks people out and that's why I don't get many tags. The idea of anyone having to marry Candy-daiô freaks him out, hence my theory about it being some sort of karmic balance, inflicted by the community itself rather than any of the people who post in it.