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Dear Mun:

Stop moping. You're not the one actually twiddling their thumbs in this relationship.

Also, what is a "raptor bandito" and why am I supposed to become one now?

Dubiously,
Anon

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Dunno what that is, but it sounds like fun.

I think it's a dinosaur with a scarf on its head. [He has no idea either, or how Anon's supposed to become one.]

Edited 2013-02-11 03:54 (UTC)

I didn't know birds could be Spanish bandits...though maybe your User has been dipping the bill a bit too much if they think you're one.

Might want to take the refined energy from them quick.

Dude, my mun is still whining about me being able to stick with you guys.

Personally, I've about had my fill of "dark, insane, and no hot water".

I'm pretty sure a bandito is a theif, but what is a raptor?

They don't sound like fun.

[Srs frown is srs. No, seriously, the mun makes no sense.]

[strokes chin thoughtfully] That'd be a "raptor bandanna". Hmmmmm. What do you think, pro? Think he could pull that off?

I'm not sure. Maybe it has to do with that new form of music Eckert keeps complaining about. So... you're supposed to rhyme really fast to distract people when you steal things?

[can't be, but it sounds funny.]

[All the facepalm. All of it.]

She did get into the User intoxicants earlier.

What are birds? I've seen that word referenced before.

[Hey the last place didn't actually have animals.]

[Oh hai. What's up?]

Somewhere with actual colors would be nice. I think I want to see this sun thing for myself, too.

Muns are weird.

[Shrugs with a grin.] I dunno, I could see it. Hey Anon, bend over and bare your teeth. [Demonstrates with a very silly 'rawr', curling fingers into 'claws'. Someone's been spending too much time with the beta Users back home.]

Somewhere with sunlight is a requirement. And hot water. Electricity too, I hate trying to cook food without it.

[ Ichigo read up when talk of dinosaurs came up, you see. ]

Oh yeah, and the whole "raptor bandito" thing doesn't work. Velociraptors are too small.

I don't see how I'd be any good at it, then. I would need vocals to do that.

[Anon huffs a sigh and yanks at his hair a little.]

I feel like this might be some kind of in-joke.

[Have one Anon-Brand (TM) incredulous stare, Ram. What. Even.

After a minute, though, he does try out the pose. Just for a micro. It feels silly so it's got to look even sillier.]

Reptile bandit.

[OBVIOUSLY]

[...will. not. ruffle. hair.

pats you on the shoulder instead. it's a near thing though. XD]

Muns are always doing that. Probably better not to worry about it till they explain.

Well that solves the problem. Users make the weirdest queries when they're not thinking clearly.

Well they're...don't really know myself. I just know they sometimes show up in the search cache of my user when browsing. They fly like the jets or something and are really odd looking.

You can have my hot water if we go somewhere with it. I won't want it.

[Trying heat exchange in a warm pool was bad enough.]

Velociraptors? What are those?

Thank goodness for small favors.

...

You have got to try that on Tron some time. [brb gigglefit]

[It's you! Anon thought Abax ate you, so have a hug, Sokka. A.. uh.. manly hug.]

But I'm not a reptile!

[Ram. Ram, Anon is taller than you. You'd need a step-stool.]

I guess. I just hope it's not one of those "meme" things or I'll never hear the end of the snickering.

[Laughing too hard to respond. Has enough sense to snap a photo though. Good blackmail for his own Anon.]

Bweeheehee. /sniff/ Yeah, and let me be there when you do.

Yori gave me her spare baton, but I have no idea how to use the lightjet. That settles it. The mun is crazy. Crazier. Craziest. I'm not sure which applies.

[HEY. 5'7" isn't that little!~]

These are muns we're talking about, Anon. Pretty sure the snickering's not going to stop.

It'll be okay, though. This is just a bump in the road.~

Yeah, well. Homeostasis is a bitch.

[ Ichigo is just tired of being cold. ]

And velociraptors were these dinosaurs. Like...millions of years before humans walked the earth, dinosaurs were around, and the dominant species. And velociraptors are a type of these big lizards. Carnivorous, and pack hunters, they actually did pretty well for only coming up to my knees.

Oh. And by 'pack hunters' I mean they took down other dinosaurs over three times their size quickly, and efficiently. Seriously, you should see the long talons on their feet they used to disembowel their prey.

[ Come one, what kid didn't have a 'dinosaur' phase? Ichigo sure did. ]

[Manly hugs for manly bros! Aw yeah.

Sokka is just patting Anon on the back, all manly like]

Are you sure about that, Anon? How do I know you're not going to remove some mask and reveal and some weird life-formy...face!

[HUH HUH HUH?]

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