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[pterosaur]

Oh, c'mon, there's plenty you can do if Plurk's not working for you. You future people and your "social media", I swear! Take it away and it's sit around looking sad time!

Watch a movie or eat all those cookies you baked, I don't know. ...Hey, you don't come to me looking for productive advice, right?

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[slewthetyrant]

Mine's the same way. Never mind that she could, I don't know, actually be RPing.

[pterosaur]

Yup. Mine could too, really. But no. "I can't tell everyone dumb trivial stuff I'm doing! What do I dooooo!"

And she calls me immature.

[nonononono]

It's pretty sad, isn't it?

[did you know

that you are

a dinosaur?

- Sam Witwicky's current face]

[pterosaur]

Very.

...something to say?

[nonononono]

[Sam knows alien robots who turn into cars and jets and things. But dinosaurs? That's...that's Spielberg and Ke$ha and pop out books when he was a kid...]

No. Uh. I mean. What? Should I say something? I mean, what's to say, right? It's just the—they're really pathetic when they have their, uh. Their usual...so you're a dinosaur that talks, huh.

[pterosaur]

[Blink. And then, the dryest possible voice.]

Gee. I hadn't noticed.

[nonononono]

[If Sam was a scientist, he'd be really in awe because he'd want to know more.

As it is, Sam is just Sam, so instead of wanting to know more, he wants to know less, because then there will be metal dinosaurs and and and...]

Well, I can understand. Where I come from, I look like everyone else, too. Within reason, I mean, some people are...fat...and like, I'm not, and that's okay! But you are...

Uh.

Not from around here, huh?

[pterosaur]

I'm not from a weird, fourth-wall-breaking hub of all kinds of people who mostly look humanoid, no. Why, are you?

[nonononono]

I'm from. Uh. Earth.

Except Earth has aliens nearby, apparently. Aliens that are robots. And can turn into cars and jets—vehicles? Transportation. They can, you can, they're, uh...you can use them like a superpowered horse?

Or, a superpowered you. That's. A jet is like a plane, and a plane is this thing that can fly but it doesn't have wings naturally, it's a...it's a thing that humans had to make.

So we could fly.

Because we don't have wings. So. You know. Had to find another way and all.