Can't think of a subject, so have this lame excuse instead!

[doublerainboom]

Come on, Mun! You decided to bring me out of retirement and, that's great and everything, but I can't just sit here while you go off and have all the fun with your other muses! At least chuck me at a meme or two!

...Hey, wait! Don't get any funny ideas and send me to one of those weird ones!

Comments

[surgicalprodigy]

Woah! Cool hair.

[doublerainboom]

Only the coolest, most awesomest hair in all of Equestria!

[bestofthebest]

...You were turned human too?

(She's not too surprised, but still-glad the other her's not a Changling.)

[doublerainboom]

Well, more like I've always been human, instead of just being turned human for a game or something.

[bestofthebest]

Wow!

So...everypony I know like Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity...even Pinkie Pie...are all human where you're from?

[doublerainboom]

Yeah. What's even weirder is that terms like "everypony" and "anypony" and even "nopony" are replaced with stuff like "everybody", "anybody", and "nobody".

[bestofthebest]

...Seriously?! That's almost Pinkie weird!

[doublerainboom]

I think it's right up there with Pinkie weird. It breaks the laws of physics just as much.

[bestofthebest]

...Pinkie still plays over 10 instruments at once, doesn't she?

(Asking about a Pinkie party? Please! Any party not thrown by Pinkie is undoubtedly, unequivocably, uncool.)

[letteropener]

Now, Rainbow Dash, you know telling them not to do something will simply encourage them.

[doublerainboom]

My mun's saying beggars can't be choosers, but what the heck kinda response is that?!

[letteropener]

It simply means, if you wish to get out and have adventures and interaction, you cannot be picky about what sort you get.

[doublerainboom]

I guess you're right... but that doesn't mean I have to like it if they chuck me at something like a sexual meme.

[letteropener]

Sometimes attention comes with a price. But I will hope on your behalf that you are asked to do nothing you do not wish to.

[doublerainboom]

If my mun knows any better, he won't be throwing me at anything even close to that sort of thing anytime soon. Or else.

[letteropener]

And what do you think the odds of that are, Rainbow? After all, you are a human at the moment.

[eeyupbuck]

Looks like she done put you here, that's somethin', ain't it?

[doublerainboom]

He, actually. I'd be fine with it if I wasn't just sitting around doing nothing!

[eeyupbuck]

Oops. That'd be my mistaken then, sorry 'bout that.

Though, that's what I'm sayin. This ain't nothin, is it? Gettin to talk to folks here.