on leaked info and silly names

[overdosing]

I already told you how this goes: a lady never asks and a gentleman never tells. Think what you want, I will neither confirm nor deny your ridiculous theories. This is what you get for refusing to respect my privacy.

Really, keep going. The way you flounder, I think it's so adorable.

[not as adorable as "Huggins", tho.]

Comments

[quickly]

[Scout knows.

He knows.

He's going to pretend he doesn't know for a little bit, but by the fact that he's holding back laughter, well, he'll probably spill the beans soon enough.]

[overdosing]

[he knows you know, Scout. but instead of preoccupying himself with figuring out whether or not that you know that he knows that you know, he's just going to loom over you like a big creepy shadow.]

A Deutschmark for your thoughts, Scout?

[quickly]

[You're totally not scaring him, Medic.

In fact, Scout is so not scared that the urge to laugh has went away!

Kind of!]

How 'bout some real dollars for my thoughts? I need some cash t'buy food.

[overdosing]

[HUFF] Try thinking of something intelligent first, then we'll talk.

[quickly]

I'm too hungry t'think'a somethin' intelligent!

C'mon, just a few bucks.

[overdosing]

What are you, a vagrant? You can't possibly be that desperate. Go away.

[quickly]

I ain't desperate. Just hungry.

Three bucks, c'mon Doc.

[reallycute]

I would think there are many situations where a lady should ask and a gentleman should tell. It doesn't quite seem like a "never" sort of scenario, all things considered.

[overdosing]

It depends on the questions, and sometimes the intent behind asking them. Excuse me for being a tad reluctant to share personal information about myself with a perfect stranger.

A stranger and a chatty gossip at that. [you tell someone your real name and all of a sudden people think they have a right to judge. the nerve!]

[reallycute]

[What's wrong with chatty gossips, Doc?]

It does depend on the questions, yes, so then it's not a never sort of situation. Are you talking about your mundane, then?

[overdosing]

Who else? I don't know many other people who are this hellbent on prying into my personal life.

...Well, with the exception of my employer, of course. But that's different.

[reallycute]

Then you're not dealing with a stranger, are you? You're dealing with someone who's far more intimate than a stranger.

In the most unnerving and violating of ways, of course.

[ragdolls]

O HOH HOH!

[scoutbot]

AMUSING CIVILIAN NAME: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

CHANGE TO ENTERTAINMENT MODE: IN THREE


TWO


ONE...

WHOA-HEY! I'M ... I'M FLYIN'!

[Buzzes around in circles]