Canon is Haven, muse is hesitant

[every_27_years]

Well I guess being here is better than being nowhere, at least maybe I have the chance of helping people here if there are any people with troubles here.

Things right now are...I don't even know if there is a right word for them, but I appreciate the chance. I've been lucky to be given chances in the last couple of years.

I'm going to level with you, as a person who is sort of an expert about the whole living in someones life, it's not as fun as you might think. I get that for you it's some sort of hobby or something but for me this is what I have as a life. I leap frog around and become someone else, yeah like the username says. It just leaves me with more questions than answers.

If you can figure out some answers I am happy to work with you on this, it's kind of what I do actually. Let's work together, we can figure this out. But...I am going to stay Audrey and you stay you ok? Two Audrey Parkers are enough for any world.

[canon is Haven from syfy channel, tag request is in]

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[dwightandclean]

[Mun is spazzing happily; Dwight is...being Dwight and frowny.]

Nice to see familiar faces around. Even if the irony of it is kind of, well, odd.

But odd is something I can handle.

Caught up in the series?

[every_27_years]

[Audrey just smiles and shrugs.]

Nice to be known, there have been times where it hasn't been the case.

You do odd well, I guess that's what you do though isn't it?

completely 83~ i still sob ;-;

[dwightandclean]

You're kind of a hard woman to forget.

[Small smile.]

It's in my job description. Vague enough to keep things interesting.

Me too!

[every_27_years]

Yeah, I've been hearing that a lot the last week or two.

We have something in common with our jobs then, never really know what we'll get.

Re: Me too!

[dwightandclean]

Oh?

That's Haven, a grab bag of weird. And we're the one's that deal with the after math.

...so what's the deal with your mun, if I can ask.

[every_27_years]

Yeah, my son, Arla, Vince and Dave, just happening a lot.

She thinks I'm fascinating, flattering right? Only not so much when they want to make you more or less a character in an ongoing story. She's looking at places that, if you can believe it, are stranger than Haven.

[dwightandclean]

[Enjoy your kid, Audrey! Vince and Dave eh...not so much. Maybe.]

Still need to ask Vince a few questions...

[He just sort of side grins.]

Flattery tends to get people places. Me? It got me into two of those stranger then Haven places.

[every_27_years]

[She's trying, if life and Agent Howard would give her the chance.]

I get the feeling you could ask Vince questions for the next 27 years and still not get a straight answer.

Where did you get sent off too? Are you ok there?

[dwightandclean]

[Good.

And at least Nathan shot Howard. Then broke the world, but let's not focus on the bad.]

Might have to be persuasive.

Well...one place is in the middle of a war against witches and I turn into a gun. Second place is a city inside a giant bubble underwater.

[He makes a face because...none of that should make sense. In any context.]

[every_27_years]

So...just like an average day in Haven then.

[She laughed and shook her head.] You know my life..Audrey's life before coming to Haven was so normal. I wouldn't have said that at the time, I would have said it was crazy but that was before the Troubles.

I don't think anything out there will surprise me again, but hanging around in limbo for 27 years not so much looking forward to that.

[dwightandclean]

Minus trolls...exactly like Haven.

[And the occasional vampire but somehow that part wasn't weird.

He didn't know much about the 'real' Audrey Parker- just what Nathan had let slip or he'd caught himself while being at the station.]

Not much detective work in vatheon but there's enough to keep it interesting.