Girl you know I-I-I... er. It's her birthday!

[true_administrator]

After fourteen hundred years, there's really no reason to keep paying attention to birthdays anymore, you know. What's that? One thousand four hundred and forty one years old today specifically? Now that you mention it, it has been that long. But it doesn't matter, I was asleep for most of that.

Hm? 'Way too much beauty rest'? Is that supposed to be a compliment, or a thinly veiled insult?

Ahh, I see what you desire was. You were going to put me somewhere else so people could wish me a happy birthday. I don't think I have nearly enough friends for that; here, there, or anywhere else. [Somehow, she doesn't much sound like it matters.] I would much prefer somewhere quiet for the evening instead of in the spotlight anyway, though if Futo or Tojiko wish to accompany, I would not turn them away.

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[queendoms]

[ THE HAM HAS BEEN SUMMONED

She brings streamers. And confetti. Which she proceeds to throw in a circle around herself and Miko's general direction. ]

Good tidings on the anniversary of your birth, taishi-sama!

[true_administrator]

I don't think you need to celebrate it with quite so much flair, Futo, but thank you. [Exasperated. But happy. There's a reason she likes Futo so much.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Ah, my favorite pupil is growing up! I never thought I'd see the day...

[true_administrator]

Yes it's quite exciting isn't it? Not even a landmark birthday.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

No, but one deserving of a... present all the same.

[true_administrator]

No it's really not. Your thought is all that matters.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Mou, are you sure...? [ Let her give you a present Miko *u*!! ]

[true_administrator]

Absolutely, you may resume annoying the shinigami now. In fact, I encourage it. [MEAT SHIELD.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

I could, but you see, don't you here my desire now...? I wish to give something special to you.

[true_administrator]

I do hear it, loud and clear. But it is not one I can grant.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Ah, what am I to do then...?!

[true_administrator]

As I said, go keep annoying the Shinigami. I'm sure she would get a real thrill out of having the intimate areas of her boss described to her in loving detail.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Oh my, how vulgar to suggest such a thing, Lady Toyosatomimi!

[true_administrator]

Perhaps it is, but that was where you were going anyway.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ Waves a hand! ] Aaah, I see. You want me to do so for a birthday present.

[true_administrator]

That might be ideal, a better present than any other, I'm sure.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

...I'll write her a letter and sign it in Kasen's name.

[true_administrator]

You won't do it yourself? I'd think that would be yet more enjoyable for me.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

'Dear Komachi, your boss's cunt was pink and lovely. I enjoyed fucking her very much. Love, Kasen.'

...No, that has a better ring to it. [ Like hell she'd put her name to a note like that!!! ]

[true_administrator]

[... No you know that has such a 'Seiga' ring to it, there's no way she can think of anything else.] Well, I think that might be acceptable. Though now who is being 'vulgar'?

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Not me, clearly. [ 'S ALL KASEN'S FAULT!! ]

[true_administrator]

Of course. Now get to it~

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Done and done, Lady Toyosatomimi.

[true_administrator]

[Gettin' tha popcorn.gif ready.] So, Seiga, are you ready?

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ ... ]

Happy Birthday~

[true_administrator]

Oh it's not quite happy enough yet. [Come on, where's the part where Seiga dies horrifically.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Mm, for that I'll just have to get you something else.

[true_administrator]

No no. Time will get me what I want. I'll wait.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Ah, but I'm feeling generous today.

[true_administrator]

No. We're done here. You're dismissed.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ ---!! ] Already?

[true_administrator]

Yes, already. Have a good evening.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

If you insist, then. I'll see you later.