The wild Glaceon used Blizzard!

[snowcloak]

Oh sure, they talk about major blizzards and now you start thinking about me again. What would I do with you if you lived in Florida? Honestly.

For the record, I had nothing to do with it...this time. Really! I'm not even crossing my toes behind my back.

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[evolutionize]

Maybe you should do that more often. I know those humans deserve a lot worse.

[snowcloak]

Uh...huh.

[evolutionize]

[...]

You don't believe me.

[snowcloak]

No, no, I believe every random weirdo I run into. Especially when they're carrying pointy things.

[evolutionize]

Maybe you should be careful who you talk to like that.

[snowcloak]

Maybe I should, but seriously: who peed on your apples this morning anyway? All the humans I've met have seemed alright. That guy in the mask did seem like a shady character, though...

[evolutionize]

Those humans are doing nothing but letting you think they're okay. I've seem them or what they truly are. They all use us Pokemon as tools. Besides, they only have two arms. They can't even evolve or use abilities like we can! They're useless! Uselessness is a crime!

It's a good thing that Evolution stone went back to the past. It allowed us bug-types to take over and put all those humans in their place.

[snowcloak]

So, the bugs took over then? How very bourgeoise of you. This revolution sucks! I want a refund.

[evolutionize]

[Ledian threateningly points her drill staff toward the Glaceon.]

You won't be a part of it if you continue with that mocking tone!

[snowcloak]

Hey, what's really cold and rhymes with 'Ice Cream'?

[My there are a lot of sharp teeth in that smile, aren't there?]

[evolutionize]

What are you babbling about!?

[snowcloak]

...it's Ice Beam. The answer is Ice Beam. Point is, do you really want to be waving that stick at me?

[evolutionize]

Do it, and that'll be the last mistake you ever make!

[snowcloak]

...the answer is 'no'. No, you don't want to be waving that stick at me. So how about you cut it out?

[evolutionize]

The answer is you shut up and know your place!

[With that, the Ledian attempts twacking the butt of her staff to the Glaceon's face.]

[snowcloak]

[When she starts to move forward, Glaceon immediately spreads his paws to brace himself and opens his mouth wide. A blue-white glow can be seen building in his mouth moments before he fires a beam of sheer cold at the Ledian that leaves a trail of frost in its wake.]

[evolutionize]

[Ledian doesn't even attempt to dodge, letting it hit her head-on. It knocks her back a little, but she doesn't let herself show how much it hurt her, so it looks like it didn't damage her at all. But if she gets hit with too many, she'll be down for the count.]

You want it the hard way, huh? Go, humanball!

[She tosses her humanball and out pops a human. A black mage, to be specific.]

Black Belt... exterminate him!

[The human moves in to attack.]