Bad little boy

[vampire_king]

Alright mun, gotta admit it was pretty sick you were actually pretty dead on with me. Ah that was pretty great... Anyway heard back yet if we made it in yet? Ugh, come on I am bored. Be patient pffft what's that? Anyway nice lumpin job mun, you are awesome.

Comments

[smartie]

You were pretty mean to Fionna.

[vampire_king]

....Well... she can take it! I mean.. she is tough. Look I stopped playing when I realized she was really upset.

[smartie]

You really are like Marceline. Sometimes you take it way too far!

[vampire_king]

Ugh....you guys just need to relax! It is just a game. Great minds think alike.

[smartie]

Also, glob, what's your deal with Gumball, anyway?

[vampire_king]

My deal? Man... You should find him and ask him what's his deal. He is the one who doesn't like to hang around me. [Not that he'll ever admit it kinda sucks.]

[smartie]

Well... well, maybe, he just doesn't get you, or what you want, or why you act the way you do, all confusing and junk.

[ projecting? her? nah!!! ]

[vampire_king]

Hmph maybe not....but maybe I don't get him either. Maybe some of his royal ways go over my head because, we don't do things that way in the Nightosphere.

[smartie]

Maybe he wants to be friends like old times but feels too awkward about it 'cause weird stuff went down!

[ yeah she's projecting like crazy. ]

[vampire_king]

...Well... [What weird stuff? Oh that maybe curious experimentation? Wait how would...she know about it? Did he tell her? Shit.]

......Er...well why...um...he was the one that made it weird!

1/2

[smartie]

What?! I didn't make it weird, she did!

[smartie]

[ oh. shit. ]

I mean... You did! He did!

[ oh god she's so confused. ]

[vampire_king]

.....Wait... Did you...and Marceline....
[He grins. Forget about him and Gumball. Lesbians? Awesome.]

Awww man...spill. Tell your old pal Marshall.

[smartie]

[ ffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFF ]

No freaking way! Besides, there's nothing to tell!

[vampire_king]

.....Nothing to tell? You and Marceline had a thing and there is nothing to tell? My ass! Just tell me or else I'll go to Marceline.

[smartie]

You wouldn't dare! She wouldn't have anything to say about it anyway.

[vampire_king]

Hmmm...maybe but I maybe willing to trade her secrets for secrets. She'd go for that I know I would.

[smartie]

She would, and that's the worrying part.

[vampire_king]

WELL see so you just gotta tell me and then I won't have to go to her.

[smartie]

What's there to know? We don't really talk much any more. The end.

[vampire_king]

That kinda sucks, why not? [Marshall playing therapist?]

Don'tcha miss her? E-Even as just a pal? I mean...I miss when me and Bubba could be friends and play around.

[650nmivore]

[kicking back, relaxing in midair. She looks pretty nonchalant.]

Suck up.

[vampire_king]

[He turned around not phased.]

Well, duh. I am trying to become her main muse.

[650nmivore]

Sweet talker, huh? Since when did you have a silver tongue?

[vampire_king]

Heh, I wish... I didn't know I was being that smooth.

[650nmivore]

You weren't. [sticking her own tongue out. Yeah, that was teasing.]

[vampire_king]

[Nope don't care, sticks his tongue out back.] Haha, I didn't think I was.