here's another jack for you guys

[jacksonoverland]

Okay, you took a ridiculously long amount of time with this. Do you know how many pranks we could've done in that time? A lot! So you really owe me an apology here. Still, I am glad you decided to bring me here at all, so thanks for that! 

Now what's this about me with white hair? I'm not... No, I can't be, that's not possible! You're worrying me here. I can't be...

... old!

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[myownhand]

[History clusterfuck. what history clusterfuck She does her best to hold back a snort of laughter at the bow and the "high class" language]

Och, come off it you. We have plenty of "peasant" humor where I come from. One of th'lords even mooned an entire crowd of people when he thought his son had won th'games.

[Really, they were all children.]

[jacksonoverland]

[He drops the voice, despite being oh so close to that princess laughter]

So. You want me to moon you.

[myownhand]

[ODOHSAIXNASODHA]

NO--! [WAVING HANDS.] No. You're fine just as y'are.

[jacksonoverland]

[This is better than making her laugh! It's way more fun on his side this way]

You sure? 'Cause it sounds like to me you really want to see my butt or something.

[myownhand]

[WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO HER. Why does everyone like to see her flustered and bright red]

No! I don't want t'see your butt! Or anyone's butt! I already have three brothers t'contend with! [And lord knows they aren't shy about running around naked] I don't need any more butts in my life!

[KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS JACK. Also don't mind the fact that she gets redder every time she has to say butt.]

[jacksonoverland]

No, no... [He shakes his head at her. She's suffering from a butt deficiency. It's very clear] You definitely need my butt in your life. That's what your face is saying at least.

[bringsthefrost]

[Stage whisper]

Trust me, dude, don't say things like that to her or you might get kissed.

[myownhand]

YOU were mockin' my ability t'kiss. HE'S threatenin' t'moon me! I don't even know how t'react t'that!

[jacksonoverland]

Not sure if I should ask the story behind this lover's quarrel or what a dude is... I'm more curious about the latter, actually.

[bringsthefrost]

It's just another term for 'guy' or 'friend' I guess. I never really understood it.

[pause, then indignant]

And this isn't a lover's quarrel!

[myownhand]

[PRESSING HANDS TO FACE. SO RED RIGHT NOW.]

It's not a lover's quarrel. Trust me. And all you [human!Jack] need t'know is never tell a girl that they kiss weird when y'haven't even kissed them.

[POINTED GLARE AT SPIRIT!JACK.]

[jacksonoverland]

Sure, sure. Of course it's not. [It is. It so is. He's not sure why 300 something year old him's into little girls, but that's not really what matters here]

I believe you... dudes.

[bringsthefrost]

Hey, you're the one that kissed me! I never asked for it, I was just saying.

[He waves his hand in a so-so motion.]

You'll get the hang of it. It won't come around until, like, the 1980s, but you'll have plenty of time to practice using it right.

[myownhand]

Stop tryin' t'just wave me off here!

[BATTING AT YOUR HANDS. STOP IT.]

Th'point is. You [Human!Jack, there's helpful pointing] were threatenin' t'moon me. And YOU [Spirit!Jack] mocked me. And y'just called me "DUDE"? [SHE STILL DOESN'T--]

There's only so much y'can expect a lady t'take before she snaps.


[....is that a threat?







Maybe.]

[jacksonoverland]

[He doesn't see the problem with butts and kissing. So he'll ignore it for now until he can make another joke of it]

You're much more of a dude than a lady, I'd say. Despite the whole princess thing.

been informed by other!Jack that we can go back to single taggin

[myownhand]

[She'll level him an even glare-- ignore the hint of amusement.]

I'll try t'take that as a compliment.

[jacksonoverland]

[Ignore the amusement? As if]

Don't try too hard, your majesty.

[myownhand]

You were th'one eager t'pull your pants down. I could call my guards.

[That-- even if she had some-- are clearly not around.]

[jacksonoverland]

You seemed pretty eager for me to do so. You can't really hide blushing, you know.

[And even if she had some, they wouldn't scare him]

[myownhand]

How was I eager?

[PLEASE TELL HER SO SHE cAN AVOID THIS SITUATION AGAIN.]

[jacksonoverland]

You just were, your majesty. Can't explain it.

[No way. If he told her, then he wouldn't be able to do this joke again, would he?]

[myownhand]

[GRAAAAAAh THIS IS SO-]

Merida. [POUTING.] Not "your majesty" or "princess" or ... "dude".

It's Merida.

[jacksonoverland]

[So funny. Yes, he knows]

Well then, Merida, you can call me "your majesty."

[myownhand]

Really? So what's your official title, your majesty"?

[jacksonoverland]

Oh! Um... [He stands up straighter and puffs out his chest] Prince Jackson of Overland Kingdom. [Very believable]