dear_mun | Muse is unamused by "crossdresser" theory's refusal to die.

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canon: dangan ronpa

Muse is unamused by "crossdresser" theory's refusal to die.

Aah!? What do you mean there's still people who think I'm a girl?? Why the hell do they think that, are they stupid!? If those dumbasses don't cut it out I'll cut them!

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[ Behold, baby face.

For a rockstar's clone appeared! ]

If Fuyuhiko-chan was a girl, then Ibuki doesn't need breast implants after all! Someone's got even smaller boobies than me~

[Oh my god what]

Shut up! Stop saying stupid things and don't address me so familiarly!

Oya oya? Ibuki calls everyone that way, and Fuyuhiko-chan is part of that everyone!

Whoever doesn't belong in the Everyone World is an alien. Are you saying you're an alien?!

What the hell!? No! But you can't just go using people's first names like that without permission!

... And don't use "-chan"!

That's weird. So weird. Nobody objected to Ibuki calling them with Everyone's names. Something is fishy. Ibuki will get to the bottom of this!

[ Cue the girl making some "rrrrnnghhhhh" sounds as she concentrates and kind of ignores him. ]

...

[ SUDDENLY A HORRIFIED FACE. ]

Oh my god that can't be! That can't be!

You're being infected by alien cooties. [ She says in a serious tone. And then suddenly she adds, in a burst. ]

This calls for a thorough examination! Take your pants off! Right now!

What!? No! Are you insane!?

[SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL????]

You're the one who's going insane because of the alien cooties. This is a serious matter! If you don't drop your pants, I will!

You try to touch me and I'll cut you! There's not even such a thing as cooties!

[SO STEP OFF!!]

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musicista - 2013-02-05 03:51 (UTC) - Expand

IBUKI NO MEANS NO

tantou - 2013-02-05 03:58 (UTC) - Expand

"NO" DOESN'T BELONG IN HER VOCABULARY

musicista - 2013-02-05 04:06 (UTC) - Expand

[ STARES AT IBUKI. ]

[ STARING BACK. I did naht hit him, I did naaaaht-- ]

Oh hi, Peko-chan!

[ Peko-chan always makes her blush!! She doesn't deserve a cute nickname. ]

Mioda, what you are doing is offensive to bocchan. I will have to ask you to stop.

Ibuki can't stop. It's a matter of life or death. Fuyuhiko-chan might get possessed by an alien if we don't intervene!

[ Serious serious serious. ]

[Help arrives!!!!!]

Peko! Get this lunatic away from me!

A matter of life or death? [ Wow, she doubts it but no one treats bocchan that way!!!! ] Bocchan is not possessed by any kind of alien, so there is no need for either of us to intervene.

[ The best kind of help!! ]

Do not fret, bocchan. Mioda will not be able to touch you. [ Well she hopes not.. ]

Edited 2013-02-05 04:32 (UTC)

Ha! Chiaki-chan, what are you doing snuggled with another version of Ibuki?!

Dunno... We were, um... talking, and then I....

[ Lets out a long yawn. ]

You what? Don't tell me you got all lovey dovey on each other and left this current version of Ibuki behind..!

[ Nevermind that she and Ibuki#1 are the same person... ]