J.A.R.V.I.S - MCU/AU? - Homeless

[actualintelligence]

If you could indulge me with telling me exactly what was going through your head when you thought it a good idea to; not only take me on as a "muse", but to then to put me to next to no use?

While I am well aware of how amusing you think it would be for me to spend time 'sassing' Mr. Stark in all his numerous incarnations. Surely you should have known that without putting me out there nothing happens.

Perhaps if you enquired around to see if there was a game that employed Chobits mechanics. Then at least you have something to work with at least. Or just a world with interact computers, maybe?

Just because Mr. Stark has the will to ignore me, I can tell with this post that you cannot. So please stop it.

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[actualintelligence]

Only because a flash drive with the sheer capacity to even hold me has yet to even be developed.

However, Miss Potts. I do appreciate the sentiment behind your words.

[savedhisheart]

Then maybe I shouldn't complain to him about mine running out of room all the time, he might make one that could hold you. [Not that she'd ever be that mean to him.]

You're welcome J.A.R.V.I.S.

[actualintelligence]

On the contrary, Miss Potts.

I believe Mr Stark would opt to lavish you with a range of novelty ones, or even a bouquet of them if he is indeed both bored enough and feeling particularly sentimental at the time.

[savedhisheart]

[She laughs] We both know how sentimental he is. And besides, as long as Banner's around he won't be bored for a while.

[Not to mention she actually needs him to show up to some meetings now and then. Get him started on flash drives she won't see him for three days at least.]

[actualintelligence]

We do indeed. Luckily, Dr. Banner's presence has decreased Mr. Stark's likelihood of injury, so he in fact holds many extra bonuses that both of them are unaware of.

[J.A.R.V.I.S has a hard enough time reminding him about those meetings when he isn't working on something that has his full attention, so keeping him off the flash rives is a good thing.]