J.A.R.V.I.S - MCU/AU? - Homeless

[actualintelligence]

If you could indulge me with telling me exactly what was going through your head when you thought it a good idea to; not only take me on as a "muse", but to then to put me to next to no use?

While I am well aware of how amusing you think it would be for me to spend time 'sassing' Mr. Stark in all his numerous incarnations. Surely you should have known that without putting me out there nothing happens.

Perhaps if you enquired around to see if there was a game that employed Chobits mechanics. Then at least you have something to work with at least. Or just a world with interact computers, maybe?

Just because Mr. Stark has the will to ignore me, I can tell with this post that you cannot. So please stop it.

Comments

[playingoursong]

I guess that does fit, you being a machine and all.

[actualintelligence]

A quaint, if not out-dated assessment. However no less correct to the situation.

Are you able to supply me with any data that could be of any use to me?

[playingoursong]

You'll have to forgive me, Jarvis, things were a little different in the Forties.

[He considers.]

Look cute, don't stop pestering your mundane, and continue to be helpful in figuring out where to go.

[actualintelligence]

If you notice, Sergeant, I was polite about it.

Yes, excellent. I shall do my up most to look into how best to make an artificial intelligence like my self appear 'cute'. Most helpful indeed.

[Don't mind him, he's used to Tony's and his Mun's sarcasm.]

[playingoursong]

[He laughs quietly. You're just bringing this on yourself now, Jarvis.]

C'mon. Can't you do any of those... what do you people call 'em... smileys? Anything?

[actualintelligence]

I'm afraid I'm a little too advanced for something so, limiting where expressions are concerned.

[In other words, he is too much of a snobby piece of software to be caught blue screening with an an emote.]

[playingoursong]

Ah, well. Advanced guy like you, I'm sure you'll think of something.

[actualintelligence]

If you insist, Sergeant.

[playingoursong]

[Well, wouldja look at that.]

That's it. Just keep grinning.

[actualintelligence]

You have a rather positive mindset, don't you Sergeant?

[playingoursong]

Only some of the time. Steve's influence, probably.

[actualintelligence]

He does seem to have that effect on most people from what I have been able to document.

[playingoursong]

Yeah. Sometimes it's pretty irritating.

[He smiles wryly.]

[actualintelligence]

He doesn't have to be positive in order to be found irritating to particular people, I'm afraid.

That being said, Mr. Stark is to be considered an outlier when it comes to Captain Rogers appeal.