reserved at Mayfield, idk what I'm doing

[rankaloid]

What's with all this uncertainty, hah?! Nothing could possibly go wrong with me around! So get started on that app!

... ... Hey, what's with that username?!

Comments

[roadroller]

Well, it's basically true, isn't it? ♪

[rankaloid]

Wrong!

It's like how people keep confusing Miku and BRS! We're not related at all! [flawless logic]

[roadroller]

Yeah, yeah. Jeez, this is gonna be like your release all over again, isn't it? What a pain. ♪

[rankaloid]

... What's that suppose to mean, hah?!

[roadroller]

I mean, the bulk of my allowance is from concerts, so I don't need more green girls showing up! This isn't the real world!

Also, you might die. ♪

[rankaloid]

Don't be silly, Rin! I've been gaining more and more popularity for months, now! I'm never gonna die!

[roadroller]

... Your mun didn't tell you anything, huh ... ♪

[rankaloid]

Oh, she did! But I just figured it was nothing important so I forgot it all!

[roadroller]

You must not have a lot of spare memory. ♪

[oooh computerburn.]

[rankaloid]

Only because I have that many songs!

[roadroller]

Riiight, how diligent. ♪

[rankaloid]

Don't worry! I'm sure people will still remember you!

[roadroller]

Wanna get flattened? ♪

[rankaloid]

Don't be a bad sport, Rin! I'm sure we can still get along!

[roadroller]

Hmph...

My mun's already looking up duets for us, so I guess there's that. ♪

[rankaloid]

Excellent, excellent! I guess I can share some of my spotlight! [she's honestly trying to be nice, sob]

1/2

[roadroller]

....

[roadroller]

Wait, instead of that, you should get Len to do Wonderful Cat Life! ♪

[then she doesn't have to cooperate with Gumi AND she can watch her bro wear kitty ears.]

[rankaloid]

Ahhh, one of my successful recent songs! Sounds like a great plan!

[roadroller]

All right, maybe this will be ok after all! ♪

[rankaloid]

You bet! Watch out Mayfield, GUMI is coming to town!

[roadrolling]

♪ ... Internet Co. is invading!!

[rankaloid]

That's right! Move aside Crypton, a new Golden Age has arrived!

[roadrolling]

♪ Never! Not even a chance! You might be getting a little popular lately but you'll never overthrow us!

[rankaloid]

Optimism is a great thing to have, Len! But you still have to be realistic!

[onikonikodouga]

The username is....fitting.

[rankaloid]

Hardly!! It's just a common misconception, that's all!

[onikonikodouga]

[ and then suddenly, affect change! ] A purposeful misconception, then~!

[rankaloid]

It's not purposeful at all!

[onikonikodouga]

Saa, saa, remind me again who is the woman to whom you owe your voice?

[rankaloid]

Megumi Nakajima! Why?

[onikonikodouga]

And who is the voice of dear little Ranka?

[rankaloid]

........

So what's your point?

[onikonikodouga]

[....

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waiiiit for it....]


...If you do not know, then I have wasted my time.

[rankaloid]

I'm Gumi! Gumi! Not Rankaloid!

[onikonikodouga]

I would advise you to discover your own origins, Gumi, but I fear that even that would not make a difference.

[rankaloid]

The past is the past! I'm living in my Golden Age now!

[onikonikodouga]

Indeed that has some merit, although it is not everything.

[rankaloid]

Are you kidding, lady? This is the era of me!

[onikonikodouga]

Is it now?

[rankaloid]

That's right! The Golden Age of Gumi!

[onikonikodouga]

[ she just laughs at that ]

[rankaloid]

H-hah?! What's so funny?!

[onikonikodouga]

Nothing at all, child.

[rankaloid]

...

Do you want an autograph?

[onikonikodouga]

No, no.

[rankaloid]

Don't be shy! Take one! [suddenly shoving signed piece of paper in your face!!!]

[onikonikodouga]

[ fine, fine. she'll humor you. she can probably sell the autograph on ebay. ]

[rankaloid]

[FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!!]