mun needs to invest in an alarm clock

[i_believe]

You know, I don't blame you for sleeping so late this morning...it was freezing cold in your bedroom. You don't know- Jack might have been around, and you just didn't see him.

[JAMIE SAYS FOR SHAME MUN.]

Anyway... makes sense why your head would be hurting, after sleeping that long. ...maybe after you get a bath you'll feel better?... ..or maybe if you- ..maybe-...stay away from those memes for a while you'll feel better too..?

I- ...I don't like....memes too much.

Maybe instead, afterwards, you can just...work on getting me better icons..? That's a more fun idea, I think.

Comments

[i_believe]

[THERE'S NO MEAT ON THAT SHIELD.]

You think so..? I don't think.. he likes memes much either.

[myownhand]

He hasn't been in that many bad ones. In fact, he should be in more so he can get used to them.

[WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON PLANNING HICCUPS DOOM?]

[i_believe]

..I-..I think he's pretty brave already! I mean his best friend is a dragon.

[YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.]

[myownhand]

Have y'met Toothless before? He's not a scary dragon. Kind of sweet in his own way.

[Shrug]

So really, Hiccup's just a scaredy cat.

[i_believe]

[Can't say he has, but he'd love to. What little kid has ever met a DRAGON in person before?]

Really? ...and you think putting him in more memes would help?

[Hiccup has NOTHING to complain about. At least he hasn't died in a meme yet.]

[myownhand]

Yes. It'd toughen him up some. He'd be just as big and strong as you are.

[Grin]

[i_believe]

Oh well- ok! I hope my mun puts him in more memes then!

[You hear that faint screaming in the distance? Somewhere, far away, a viking just exploded.]

[myownhand]

[Scruffing your hair.]

See? Now you got it.

In th'mean time, try not t'worry so much what happens in th'memes. I know it can be scary, but I'm sure the size of your heart and your courage is much more frightenin' then whatever your mun can pull on you.

[i_believe]

You think so?

[How does one hold all this praise. Then he pauses before asking-]

What's your name? I'm Jamie.

[myownhand]

[She's got three little bros she actually likes heaping praise on to them when she isn't hassling them--]

Merida. It's nice t'meet you, Jamie.

Maybe one day we'll have a fun meme together. Nothin' too crazy.

[A pause]

Ever feel like turnin' your mum int'a bear?

[i_believe]

[There's an even longer pause before he answers.]

..A bear? ...well- ...wouldn't that be kinda..

..dangerous?

[and scary?]

[myownhand]

Och noooo. S'long as it's your mom, she'll remember us.

Besides, I defeated th'demon bear Mor'du with my family this past summer. T'gether we can handle anythin'.

[i_believe]

...Gosh!

So- ...if I did...wanna turn mom into a bear- ...how exactly would I-

..do that?

[He's just curious, honest.]

[myownhand]

First we need t'find a witch, and ask her t'make us a spell.

[i_believe]

A witch? ...I don't think I know any witches-

[myownhand]

Y'stumble on them, y'don't just know them. I found mine in th'middle of th'woods.

[i_believe]

..Ok- ...so then the witch makes a spell- ..and it turns her into a bear?

[Sounds simple enough.]

It's not....permanent though, right?

[myownhand]

No, not as long as y'know how t'break th'spell.

[i_believe]

Yeah? ...Well how do you break the spell?

[Warning Merida- this curious kid NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS.]