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[anoldfriend]

Well.

This will certainly be a most, ah, rewarding venture, won't it? If one can call it that.

[He's not sure if he's amused or not by this revelation as to what the setting entails.]

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[anoldfriend]

[HE MAKES YOU, HE CAN UNMAKE YOU.]

Do keep in touch.

[vainvoid]

I will.

[Never!]

ITT: XEHANORT IS A DOUCHE.

[anoldfriend]

[Dude he can totally kick your ass.]

I'll make sure of it.

[And he'll walk past, pat you on the shoulder and--

Hope you don't mind the X working its way into your clothing now. 8> ]

Yes he is.

[vainvoid]

[And the minute the X works its way into his suit, Vanitas lets out a shout and smacks the hand away.]

[anoldfriend]

[HEY THE X IS HARMLESS. HE HASN'T PUT ANY EXTRA HEART IN YOU.

Though cue laughing as he turns and backs away, hands up.

You have five seconds before he teleports, Vanitas.]

[vainvoid]

[Five seconds is all he needs as he summons his keyblade and in one fluid motion, sends a crescent wave of energy at Xehanort.]

He is totally doing this to be a brat...

[anoldfriend]

[WHOOP NOPE. TELEPORTING. To your left.]

It's harmless. Just a way to keep track of you. I did say I'd make sure you kept in touch.

That's what makes this funny!

[vainvoid]

[Vanitas however is not smiling. His face is twisted in an expression of impotent rage, his hand tightening around Void Gear.]

Why you son of a...

[It's pretty obvious what he's about to say next.]

[anoldfriend]

What's wrong, Vanitas? It's hardly intrusive.

[Also, watch your mouth, young man.]

[vainvoid]

[And in response, Vanitas uses strike raid.]

Go to Hell!

[You're not his parent, he does what he wants!]

[anoldfriend]

But then you wouldn't exist.

[ACTUALLY.............]

[vainvoid]

It'd make me feel better.

[anoldfriend]

Do you want to not exist, then, Vanitas?

[vainvoid]

I want to exist as my own person, not some tool.

[anoldfriend]

You're only half a heart. You'll never exist as your own person.

[vainvoid]

I'm still here, so that counts.

[anoldfriend]

As much as an incomplete existence counts.

[vainvoid]

Shut Up!!! [And here comes a Dark Firaga.]

[anoldfriend]

[Renewal Barrier, and then he's pulling out the ethereal blades.]

Are you sure this is what you want to do?

[vainvoid]

[Unfortunately, Vanitas is seeing too much red to think rationally. Without warning, he charges straight at Xehanort.]

[anoldfriend]

[Poor boy.

Hope you don't mind, but he's going to turn one of his blades into a whip and, unless you're fast, he's aiming for a wrist.]

[vainvoid]

[Luckily, Vanitas is fast enough, and teleports away to strike from above.]