Hooooooboy.

[eldritchcandy]

Hello, Miss Mundane.

May I help you with something?

...

Why did you pick this username for me? I don't get it.

I swear I don't.

Comments

[old_one_hero]

You really are a bad liar.

[eldritchcandy]

Oh.

Cthulhu.

Well, how about that.

Can I get you some tea?

[Forever avoiding the subject.]

[old_one_hero]

Yeah sure we need to catch up anyway.

[eldritchcandy]

[Blank-faced as ever, Peppermint Butler prepares a cup of tea, offering out the tray to his company.]

Cream? Sugar? Blood? Mint?

[old_one_hero]

I'll just take it plain I think.

[He looks at the mint guy, this guy always makes him feel off.]

So there's a human running around who can seal some of our powers.

[eldritchcandy]

[He hands off the cup with an innocent smile. Really, any of the four would have been the same to him.]

Oh glob - really?

[old_one_hero]

Yeah I'm not this height by choice.

[He takes the tea, though now comes the question of drinking it but for the moment he just holds the cup.]

There is a way to get out of it but the requirement is annoying at best. We have to become a "true hero".

[eldritchcandy]

[Indignance crosses his features.]

A HERO? Why, that's just ridiculous! What of those of us who are mere servants?

[Servant. Right.]

[old_one_hero]

Yeah but at the least you won't have to be a hero forever, just until you break the curse.

[friendshipismurder]

I don't get it either. You don't look magical.

[Except for maybe being a giant talking piece of candy. But that doesn't seem too out of place to Hevvin so he won't think about it.]

[eldritchcandy]

Well, one may never know.

Can I get you anything?

[humanhero]

Oh woah- ...hey again Peppermint Butler!

How's your mun treatin' ya?

[smartie]

Hey! I can't say I ever thought I'd see you around here, Peppermint Butler.