Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun / My Little Monster

[ragingblizzard]

No.

Put it out of your mind and don't bother me about it again.

I refuse to follow you anywhere.

Comments

[thankyouboss]

Good luck with that one, sweetheart. If they put their minds to something, it gets done.

[ragingblizzard]

Not this time.

[thankyouboss]

Right. Sure.

The sooner you learn to just go with the flow, the better off you'll be.

[ragingblizzard]

Whatever.

[thankyouboss]

... Oh. You're one of those types. Got it.

You're definitely screwed.

[ragingblizzard]

I don't understand. What's my type got to do this place?

[thankyouboss]

The cold-shoulder, uptight type. You attract sadistic muns who live to make your life as uncomfortable as possible. There are a lot of people like you in my mun's headspace and in most of the games I've ever been in.

[ragingblizzard]

[No new name calling there.] It's not my responsibility to make other people comfortable. Obviously she feels the same way. And it's not my responsibility to fulfill her wants.

If she's sadistic, I won't play to it.

[thankyouboss]

You're missing the part where you don't have a choice, kiddo.

[ragingblizzard]

Please refrain from calling me those kinds of names.

[thankyouboss]

Also something you are gonna have to live with, honey.

[ragingblizzard]

[This will be when he receives an eyeroll and looks down at a book instead of him.]

[thankyouboss]

[ ... And this would be the part where he reaches forward to yank her book away. No one ignores him :| ]

What else am I supposed to call you when I don't know your name?

[ragingblizzard]

You could always ask my name. That's what people usually do when they don't know the name of someone they are speaking to, right?

[thankyouboss]

Never been one to follow the grain.

[ragingblizzard]

Mizutani Shizuku.

[thankyouboss]

Tony DiNozzo.

Hope you don't end up somewhere too awful, kid. [ YEP NAME STILL NOT HAPPENING ]

[ragingblizzard]

Dinozzo-san,

I am not a kid. And I am not going anywhere.

[thankyouboss]

You keep that optimism.

[ragingblizzard]

It's not optimism, she'll get bored of me quickly. [They all do.]

[thankyouboss]

Pretty girl like you seems like she could provide plenty of entertainment in the right place.

[ragingblizzard]

Hmm. [No ones ever called her pretty really. Except for Haru, and his opinion is the only one that matters anyway.]

I won't do anything entertaining. I will do what I always do. It's hard enough to get me to do things in my own world.

[thankyouboss]

Some places force you into doing stuff. Collars, curses, crazy gods, whatever it takes.

[ragingblizzard]

I'm not too worried. Though, you're right this woman is sadistic.

[thankyouboss]

They all are. It's a mun thing. Seeing us wrought with emotional discomfort is like their crack fix or something.