(evil dead re-hash)

[detoxes]

I think - we should just take things slow. One day at a time.

I appreciate all the attention. I'm relieved you actually believe. I just - want to be left alone. For now.

They could still be here.

Comments

YES GOOD.

[placeintheworld]

[Eyebrow raise] who could still be here?

am i doin' it rite.

[detoxes]

Them.

The things out in the woods.

beautiful.

[placeintheworld]

....You're going to have to be more specific.

:'D

[detoxes]

In the woods - it was -

That book. That book must've brought it. Whatever it is. He said the words.

Re: :'D

[placeintheworld]

[...Oh god.] ...never read from a book that you don't specifically...

What book? I mean do you remember the title?

[detoxes]

I didn't do it. I told them to leave it alone - it was fuckin' freaking me out.

[placeintheworld]

[Fantastic. Fucking fantastic.] Breathe. Just...breathe. Did it have horns or did the dead rise?

[detoxes]

I - uh. I don't - remember?

[Or she's just choosing not to.]

I don't remember most of it. Everyone's dead. I'm all alone.

[placeintheworld]

[Lindsey hesitates before nodding to her] ...Let me get you some water. Sit, and we can...we can talk.

Spoilers for the Remake Script and/or reshoots go here.

[boomsticking]

You cut your own head in half.

...I'd say they ain't around anymore.

lol spoilers. s p o i l e r s.

[detoxes]

Are you sure about that?

S p o i l e r: Eric's a dick. SHHH!

[boomsticking]

Had to do the same thing to mine.

It all ended after I blew his ass up.

don't tell anyone.

[detoxes]

[...Gives a nod of understanding. Sure. Why not.]

It's one of those things the trailer gives away

[boomsticking]

Seems to be the only thing that works. Y'cut 'em up and try to move on.

[so much muttering.]

It was going fine, too...so what if I said one damn word wrong..

also muppet.

[detoxes]

I hope I never see one. Ever again.

HILARIOUS MUPPET

[boomsticking]

Y'won't. Last time I saw the blasted thing it was on an express flight to hell, courtesy of ol' Ash.

wokka wokka.

[detoxes]

Is that your name? Ash?

AS LONG AS THERE IS WHISKEY IN THE WORLD

[ashnotashley]

Well, that certainly sounds familiar.

...Kind of.

CRIES FOREVER.

[detoxes]

E-excuse me?

YEAH BUDDY

[ashnotashley]

Worrying that no one believes you. Traumatized by demons. Having part of your arm missing.

[She flashes her silver hand] It sounds kind of familiar.

[detoxes]

More like most of my arm. Decent patch-up job, isn't it? [The slightest smile. THANKS, ASH.]

So - are... you one of the people he was talking about?

[ashnotashley]

Damn good. Looks a lot better than curtains and duct tape.

Well, depends on which guy. Older, middle aged, or young and noodly? But I guess I am, but with a few obvious differences.

[detoxes]

I'm keeping it to long sleeves for a while. Or the rest of my life. Or until I can like - magick myself a new one or some shit, I don't know.

[It's really frazzling if you couldn't tell.]

Middle-aged, I guess you could say. No noodles.

[ashnotashley]

[She can.] You get used to it. And stop caring after a while.

Well, if you hang around long enough, you'll meet the Noodle and his girlfriend Elle. But I guess you're starting to see you're not alone.

[detoxes]

What - is it like some sort of demon support group?