(evil dead re-hash)

[detoxes]

I think - we should just take things slow. One day at a time.

I appreciate all the attention. I'm relieved you actually believe. I just - want to be left alone. For now.

They could still be here.

Comments

YES GOOD.

[placeintheworld]

[Eyebrow raise] who could still be here?

am i doin' it rite.

[detoxes]

Them.

The things out in the woods.

beautiful.

[placeintheworld]

....You're going to have to be more specific.

:'D

[detoxes]

In the woods - it was -

That book. That book must've brought it. Whatever it is. He said the words.

Re: :'D

[placeintheworld]

[...Oh god.] ...never read from a book that you don't specifically...

What book? I mean do you remember the title?

[detoxes]

I didn't do it. I told them to leave it alone - it was fuckin' freaking me out.

[placeintheworld]

[Fantastic. Fucking fantastic.] Breathe. Just...breathe. Did it have horns or did the dead rise?

[detoxes]

I - uh. I don't - remember?

[Or she's just choosing not to.]

I don't remember most of it. Everyone's dead. I'm all alone.

Spoilers for the Remake Script and/or reshoots go here.

[boomsticking]

You cut your own head in half.

...I'd say they ain't around anymore.

lol spoilers. s p o i l e r s.

[detoxes]

Are you sure about that?

S p o i l e r: Eric's a dick. SHHH!

[boomsticking]

Had to do the same thing to mine.

It all ended after I blew his ass up.

don't tell anyone.

[detoxes]

[...Gives a nod of understanding. Sure. Why not.]

It's one of those things the trailer gives away

[boomsticking]

Seems to be the only thing that works. Y'cut 'em up and try to move on.

[so much muttering.]

It was going fine, too...so what if I said one damn word wrong..

also muppet.

[detoxes]

I hope I never see one. Ever again.

HILARIOUS MUPPET

[boomsticking]

Y'won't. Last time I saw the blasted thing it was on an express flight to hell, courtesy of ol' Ash.

wokka wokka.

[detoxes]

Is that your name? Ash?

I pray to God this is a big enough hit that we get a Rifftax. I need this in my life.

[boomsticking]

Yep.

Ash Williams

[Not Ashley. Not yet.]

[detoxes]

Hi Ash Williams. I never really said thank you for the patch-up.

[boomsticking]

And I didn't get your name at all, kid.

[detoxes]

It's Mia. And I'm not a kid.

[boomsticking]

Force of habit.

[Shrugs.]

You're what, twenty-one? Means you're a kid to me.

[detoxes]

Older. Try again. I'll take that as a compliment, though.

[Could that be a teensy bit of a smile? Awh yeah.]

AS LONG AS THERE IS WHISKEY IN THE WORLD

[ashnotashley]

Well, that certainly sounds familiar.

...Kind of.

[boomsticking]

[Wow, he nearly never succeeds at making women laugh. Nice ego stroking there.]

You're older than that?

What's your little beauty secret? Or is having a soul sucking demon good for your skin?

CRIES FOREVER.

[detoxes]

E-excuse me?