constables: (sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sʟᴇᴘᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ sᴛᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴘ)
ɪᴄʜᴀʙᴏᴅ ᴄʀᴀɴᴇ. ([personal profile] constables) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-24 09:47 pm

(canon: sleepy hollow)

Ah. Yes.

If I am truthful, I must say I've had misgivings regarding - this since I first noticed the seed being planted. But as you did not act on your impulses, I did not act on my suspicions.

However. I realize that you've no intentions of putting me in harm's way, or any immediate danger, but nonetheless, I must protest. You realize I've duties to attend to in New York, not to mention Katrina and Young Masbath - yet aside from that, I do not take kindly to impersonation, Miss. A strange phenomenon, yes, and one that I suppose I must credit you for allowing me to experience.

- Impersonating a person of the law is actually a felony where you are from, is it not?
damn_meatbags: (Query: Do you wish to die now?)

[personal profile] damn_meatbags 2013-01-25 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sarcastic mockery: Oh no, this meatbag mundane is doing something with me that I don't approve of. I have pointless things to do. Let me point out that this is illegal.

Statement: The laws of your reality is not applicable to them, meatbag.
damn_meatbags: (Statement: You kill them like this...)

[personal profile] damn_meatbags 2013-01-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Statement: It is a common occurrence in this place, to make puppets of individuals like yourself.

Addendum: Being difficult only seems to encourage these meatbags.
damn_meatbags: (Query: Do you wish to die now?)

[personal profile] damn_meatbags 2013-01-25 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Answer: That is exactly what I'm saying, meatbag.
damn_meatbags: (Default)

[personal profile] damn_meatbags 2013-01-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Statement: I do not think that she would.

Answer: It is part of my programming, meatbag. My master found it entertaining when I once called his apprentice 'meatbag' and then programmed me to refer to all organic creatures as such.