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[conjuredskies]

That wasn’t weather: that was a light fluffy blanket. If you trip over in the Jerralls you vanish in a puff of snow. One light frost and your advanced machines go to pieces.

I have an important question, though: how many ordinary people have I actually met? You know, as opposed to werewolves, or necromancers, or... weird things from another plane? Because while I like to think I’m pretty good at talking to all of those (well, some of them) it’d… be nice to know.

...Huh. You have a point. I do like surprises. I just like to give as well as receive, you understand?

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Did you say weird things from another plane?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I'm not sure whether to be honored or angry that you don't think of me as normal.

He just loves you people!

[conjuredskies]

[Surprise!]

Well, er. Exceptional, is the word I'd use. Not that I'd want to make any assumptions. Not before I'd met you.

Re: He just loves you people!

[cheese_for_everyone]

Still you're bound to have heard the stories and believe me we will meet in our own world soon enough.

[conjuredskies]

What?

[Since he's pretty sure who you are, sir, (and he's certainly read the stories) that... does not reassure. But he makes it a principle to be nice to powerful beings, after all. Good policy for a conjurer.]

That is- I wasn't planning to try and summon you, lord. It'll be a pleasant surprise, I'm sure.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Don't be so tense. It isn't like I'm expectin' ya to kill anyone you might know, unlike someone else I can think of.

I'm just going to have you go into the mind of a dead lunatic.

[conjuredskies]

[There is that. Intriguing and fascinating as the likes of Boethiah may be, he'd prefer not to pay them any calls. The Madgod is - marginally - safer. Dealing with him seems more of a gamble than a straight plunge.]

[Felix can accept that.]

...Why would you want to do that?

[cheese_for_everyone]

You will just have to find out, won't you?

I promise it will be easy compared to other things you will be expected to do.

Just remember don't deal with anyone other than me and Sanguine. The rest aren't anywhere near as kind.

[conjuredskies]

Uh... right. [dubiously] I have met plenty of dead lunatics in Skyrim...

I'll bear that in mind, lord. I've always had a soft spot for Sanguine.

[Though remembering advice and following it are very different animals.]

[cheese_for_everyone]

Really now?

Well I'll tell you his quest for you isn't quite as impressive as the one he had the hero of the Oblivion crisis do.

Now that's a story.