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[stoorloser]

Dark and dingy, no fishes for us to eats. Full of hobbitses. Hates it here, we do. Hates it!

The precious? Here? Dumb girl knows where it is? Where is precious? Speaks it to us! Speaks it to us now!

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Gollum <3

[unexpected_adventures]

[Oh, you again.]

Why don't you ask your scribe a riddle?

Bilbo! <3!

[stoorloser]

...BAGGINS!

Tricksy you are, steals from us you do. Takes it and doesn't give it back! Gives it back!!

[unexpected_adventures]

No....I-I don't have it. Look. [He showed Gollum his clean pockets.]

[stoorloser]

[ he stares at the pockets, up and down before addressing him again ]

If Baggins gives it back now, we won't eat him! We promises it!

OMG GOLLUM <3 ilu

[evy]

O-Oh dear... [Gulp. You're a creepy looking fellow, aren't you? Evy looks terribly nervous. She's clutching a book close as if she intends to try and clobber him with it if he's hostile.] What exactly are you looking for? Precious can be quite a broad term, you know.

AND SOMEONE WHO PLAYS FROM THE MUMMY!! ILU!

[stoorloser]

[ he sneers, hobbling towards her and giving her a skeptical look up and down ]

It doesn't know Precious. It doesn't look good enough to eats.

We don't like this one.

D'aww, I'm honored! :D You totally own the awesome cake here, though!

[evy]

[And she's eyeing him very warily now, up until he speaks.]

It? I am a woman, thank you very much. How rude! [Huff.] Well, perhaps I don't like you either. [Said complete with her sticking her nose up in the air.]

ffft thank you! couldn't resist this weirdo :P

[stoorloser]

Speakses too loud, SPEAKSES TOO LOUD! Hurts our ears, makes them bleed with all its screeches it does!

Rude, it is. Rude to the Precious, rude to us!

[sonof_thrain]

What manner of wretched creature are you?

[stoorloser]

Wretched? [ blinks, clearly confused ] Precious is here, gollum, gollum. Precious will be ours again soon!

[sonof_thrain]

[Thorin gripped his blade near him if the creature tried to attack.]

Why are you here?

[stoorloser]

For the Precious! Stupid girl says she can brings it here! Says we can takes it from tricksy hobbitses, and make sure hobbitses never get it back!

Azrael should start a magical items addiction club (sword is magic)

[sword_obsession]

[You are sadly not the oddest thing he has seen and he can sympathize.]

Did someone take something precious to you?

Gollum will join only if there is a conversation ring :'D

[stoorloser]

Yes! Stupid hobbitses tricks us, and- [a horrible, painful sob ] he takeses it away!

xD I may have another character from Azzie's canon give Gollum a new ring

[sword_obsession]

[He couldn't help but feel for the creature.]

Well then we will just have to get it back for you, won't we?

everyone needs a rebound 8'|

[stoorloser]

Helps us? Helps us you will?

Have a corrupted Boromir XD

[hornof_gondor]

You can't have it. It belongs to the world of Men.

fantastic!

[stoorloser]

Precious is ours, you can not takes it from us!!

[hornof_gondor]

No, it is not yours, filth. It is mine!

Best username ever.

[iorhael]

The Precious is not in her keeping nor does the poor mun know where it is, Smeagol.

haha thank you!

[stoorloser]

[ he stills, then brightens ]

Master! We has missed you- does Master know where the Precious is? Does Master has it?

Re: haha thank you!

[iorhael]

[Frodo looks torn between pity and hope - that Smeagol can find it in him to miss someone, and this Baggins besides, and suspicion; he has sworn on it. He ought not to ask of it if it can be avoided.]

I had wondered where you had gone off. [he can't bring himself to say he missed him, but doesn't want to be cruel to him] I hope you found some fish earlier, if not now. Your mun might find you some if you ask her differently.

Yes...Master knows where the Precious is, and he has it in good care.

[he's going to try and distract Smeagol, and oh look, something that's not lembas, he has some cheese and crackers wrapped up. He offers some to Smeagol after a moment. let's see if he can take hobbit food]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Legolas looks a bit disgusted but there's pity for Gollum in his eyes.]

You will not find it. The ring is now beyond your reach.

[stoorloser]

You know where it is? [ his face darkens ] You knows where it is! Speaks it quickly, smelly elfs, speaks it and we will be nice, yes. We will be nice when the Precious is givens back!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I need no kindness from you. The ring will be destroyed.