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Gollum ([personal profile] stoorloser) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-20 02:57 am

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Dark and dingy, no fishes for us to eats. Full of hobbitses. Hates it here, we do. Hates it!

The precious? Here? Dumb girl knows where it is? Where is precious? Speaks it to us! Speaks it to us now!

Gollum <3

[personal profile] unexpected_adventures 2013-01-21 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, you again.]

Why don't you ask your scribe a riddle?

[personal profile] unexpected_adventures 2013-01-21 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
No....I-I don't have it. Look. [He showed Gollum his clean pockets.]
evy: (☥ KIND OF FREAKED OUT)

OMG GOLLUM <3 ilu

[personal profile] evy 2013-01-21 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
O-Oh dear... [Gulp. You're a creepy looking fellow, aren't you? Evy looks terribly nervous. She's clutching a book close as if she intends to try and clobber him with it if he's hostile.] What exactly are you looking for? Precious can be quite a broad term, you know.
evy: (☥ TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT)

D'aww, I'm honored! :D You totally own the awesome cake here, though!

[personal profile] evy 2013-01-21 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
[And she's eyeing him very warily now, up until he speaks.]

It? I am a woman, thank you very much. How rude! [Huff.] Well, perhaps I don't like you either. [Said complete with her sticking her nose up in the air.]

[personal profile] sonof_thrain 2013-01-21 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
What manner of wretched creature are you?
sword_obsession: (Did you say something)

Azrael should start a magical items addiction club (sword is magic)

[personal profile] sword_obsession 2013-01-21 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[You are sadly not the oddest thing he has seen and he can sympathize.]

Did someone take something precious to you?
sword_obsession: (Think)

xD I may have another character from Azzie's canon give Gollum a new ring

[personal profile] sword_obsession 2013-01-21 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He couldn't help but feel for the creature.]

Well then we will just have to get it back for you, won't we?

[personal profile] unexpected_adventures 2013-01-21 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have what you seek. I have already shown you my pockets.

[personal profile] sonof_thrain 2013-01-21 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Thorin gripped his blade near him if the creature tried to attack.]

Why are you here?

Have a corrupted Boromir XD

[personal profile] hornof_gondor 2013-01-21 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
You can't have it. It belongs to the world of Men.
sword_obsession: (Default)

pffft xD do you intend to send him anywhere?

[personal profile] sword_obsession 2013-01-21 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I would be quite the hypocrite not to.

I know if someone tried to take my Grace I would do anything to get him back.

[personal profile] unexpected_adventures 2013-01-21 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
W-what? No...it isn't inside of me. Nope. I do not eat things like that. Awful indigestion you know.

[personal profile] sonof_thrain 2013-01-21 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hobbit? What is this precious item you seek?

[personal profile] hornof_gondor 2013-01-21 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
No, it is not yours, filth. It is mine!

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