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[stoorloser]

Dark and dingy, no fishes for us to eats. Full of hobbitses. Hates it here, we do. Hates it!

The precious? Here? Dumb girl knows where it is? Where is precious? Speaks it to us! Speaks it to us now!

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Gollum <3

[unexpected_adventures]

[Oh, you again.]

Why don't you ask your scribe a riddle?

Bilbo! <3!

[stoorloser]

...BAGGINS!

Tricksy you are, steals from us you do. Takes it and doesn't give it back! Gives it back!!

[unexpected_adventures]

No....I-I don't have it. Look. [He showed Gollum his clean pockets.]

[stoorloser]

[ he stares at the pockets, up and down before addressing him again ]

If Baggins gives it back now, we won't eat him! We promises it!

OMG GOLLUM <3 ilu

[evy]

O-Oh dear... [Gulp. You're a creepy looking fellow, aren't you? Evy looks terribly nervous. She's clutching a book close as if she intends to try and clobber him with it if he's hostile.] What exactly are you looking for? Precious can be quite a broad term, you know.

AND SOMEONE WHO PLAYS FROM THE MUMMY!! ILU!

[stoorloser]

[ he sneers, hobbling towards her and giving her a skeptical look up and down ]

It doesn't know Precious. It doesn't look good enough to eats.

We don't like this one.

D'aww, I'm honored! :D You totally own the awesome cake here, though!

[evy]

[And she's eyeing him very warily now, up until he speaks.]

It? I am a woman, thank you very much. How rude! [Huff.] Well, perhaps I don't like you either. [Said complete with her sticking her nose up in the air.]

[sonof_thrain]

What manner of wretched creature are you?

Azrael should start a magical items addiction club (sword is magic)

[sword_obsession]

[You are sadly not the oddest thing he has seen and he can sympathize.]

Did someone take something precious to you?

ffft thank you! couldn't resist this weirdo :P

[stoorloser]

Speakses too loud, SPEAKSES TOO LOUD! Hurts our ears, makes them bleed with all its screeches it does!

Rude, it is. Rude to the Precious, rude to us!

[stoorloser]

Wretched? [ blinks, clearly confused ] Precious is here, gollum, gollum. Precious will be ours again soon!

Gollum will join only if there is a conversation ring :'D

[stoorloser]

Yes! Stupid hobbitses tricks us, and- [a horrible, painful sob ] he takeses it away!

xD I may have another character from Azzie's canon give Gollum a new ring

[sword_obsession]

[He couldn't help but feel for the creature.]

Well then we will just have to get it back for you, won't we?

[unexpected_adventures]

I don't have what you seek. I have already shown you my pockets.

[sonof_thrain]

[Thorin gripped his blade near him if the creature tried to attack.]

Why are you here?

everyone needs a rebound 8'|

[stoorloser]

Helps us? Helps us you will?

Have a corrupted Boromir XD

[hornof_gondor]

You can't have it. It belongs to the world of Men.

pffft xD do you intend to send him anywhere?

[sword_obsession]

Of course, I would be quite the hypocrite not to.

I know if someone tried to take my Grace I would do anything to get him back.

[stoorloser]

[ he glares, slinking down and around him in a circle ]

Maybe the Precious's not in his pocketses. Maybe its inside. Sneaky hobbitses might have it in his belly. We might have to smashes it out.

[unexpected_adventures]

W-what? No...it isn't inside of me. Nope. I do not eat things like that. Awful indigestion you know.

[stoorloser]

For the Precious! Stupid girl says she can brings it here! Says we can takes it from tricksy hobbitses, and make sure hobbitses never get it back!

fantastic!

[stoorloser]

Precious is ours, you can not takes it from us!!

[sonof_thrain]

Hobbit? What is this precious item you seek?

[hornof_gondor]

No, it is not yours, filth. It is mine!

not at the moment! Just kind of getting a feel for him atm

[stoorloser]

We cares not for stupid, fat Graces. We wants our Precious! Where is it? Brings it to us! Brings it to us, and we won't eat you!