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[didyounotice]

Oh, thank God.

Not that I don't have experience being trapped in someone's head for that long. But honestly, kid--it's been a long time coming. A real long time.

A girl's gotta stretch her legs from time to time, after all.

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[pillo]

Eugh, at least yours gives a shit! Mine's just leaving me here to rot. All she cares about is interacting with you pendejos when I just wanna live a little, meet new people, shit like that you know?

[didyounotice]

Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Same with mine. I just happened to be talkative, so she let me out to play. Real shitty deal we've got, isn't it?

[pillo]

Shitty doesn't even cover half of it. I can bang on the fuckin' walls and scream as much as I want, and she just ignores me. Bitch!

[didyounotice]

[SNORT]

I guess she's figured out how the rest of us tuned you out all these years.

[pillo]

[OH KAEDE YOU'RE SUCH A JOKER]

Heh, damn, sometimes I forget what a huge bitch you are, too.

[didyounotice]

[she has had to put up with your shit for like literally decades she will not be fazed]

Sticks and stones. You could at least try to be creative.

[pillo]

[it's ok, he's been used to her creepy stoic face in reaction to everything and anything he says.]

Fuck that. Just saying it like it is, chica.

[didyounotice]

[RUDE AS FUCK WOW COYOTE]

And so am I. There's a reason you get into so much trouble, Coyote. You need to figure out when to shut up.

[pillo]

[it's how he rolls]

Yeah, like I need to hear that shit from you. If I get in trouble, then I'll get myself out. Simple, right?

[didyounotice]

Except we haven't got the Chief around if you get yourself killed.

[pillo]

Eh, true, but it seems I've got my own personal Chief around here, if you know what I mean. I can't technically die if she still wants me puttering around in her fuckin' headspace, right?

[didyounotice]

Point taken.

Though you never know when she'll put you out of commission, if you know what I mean.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ The Smiths' sanity may be long gone
And Kaede's one of several pawns
But when walking on a floor
Covered in neon monster gore
Maybe she should put some shoes on ♪

[didyounotice]

The trick is to step around the gore. Not to mention I have certain skills that take care of the mess thing.

[Collecting and absorbing blood! What now.]

[nightmaretubs]

I'd say being trapped in your own head would be the worst, at least I think so.

[didyounotice]

[Kaede laughs dryly.]

Oh, it's never been my own head. It's annoyingly complicated; I'd rather not explain.

[nightmaretubs]

Not even a little?

[He is quite curious.]

[didyounotice]

[Hm. He's actually curious; she might actually humor him a little, if only for the fact that she's enjoying the attention.]

It involves a very, very disturbed man, a pair of bored deities, and a serial murder. I don't know the full story myself--nor do I think I ever will--but that's the gist, really.

[nightmaretubs]

[He nods intently, adjusting his collar out of some self-conscious habit.]

Not the worst I've heard. I didn't think deities got bored. Or that they existed.

Most people I met haven't even heard of religion...

[didyounotice]

Well, there's at least two of them, and they're a couple of crotchety old assholes. [She scoffs.]

Sounds like a nice place.