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[retrograding]

I suppose you're planting your feet firm on this one, aren't you? I guess it's shiny that I've got myself a forewarning from you, so that I can prepare myself. Seems to be a lot of needers there, though, and I only have so much give, so let me ask nicely, first, before the blasters ping: work is nice, but so is play. Don't push too hard?

And that goes for yourself, as well, Miss Thing. You know better.

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[goodluck_badkarma]

Seems a little too late for nicely-askings. No offense.

[retrograding]

Having some manner of manners gets you treated nicely. One sentence in and I'm lecturing? I'm getting old.

[goodluck_badkarma]

You always been old.

What, you think she's gonna take you for a run? I don't see as either of you got the stamina.

[retrograding]

I won't argue that.

Kid, the things I hear from our little monster makes me careful-footed. Stamina has just about nothing to do with it.

[goodluck_badkarma]

Yeah, well you still don't know do ya?

[retrograding]

No, I don't, but I like a bit of adventure. One favor, señor, maybe take a deep breath.

[detonator]

All it is is needers, chacha. You just give too easy.

[retrograding]

[ Absently: ] I think I'm tall enough to count as a tree.

[detonator]

[ WOOSH. ] More like a needle-free lil cactus. You gotta buck up, J-town.

[retrograding]

[ Here, you can have a hair ruffle and a smile. ] I think the three of you and the little piggy have enough bucking-up for six of me.

And I'm not so spineless as you all wanna believe.

[detonator]

Hey now, hey now! I never said you was spineless, J-Crew, sheesh. Just just giving. Y'know. Keep yer goods close.

[retrograding]

I think the Zones could use a little more of that, don't you think, Skipper? [ He's teasing! ]

[goodluckkobra]

You don't have to always ask nicely. Sometimes you just gotta take shit, Jet. [ He rolls his eyes. ]

I miss your hair. [ And the rest of him, but that's all he's getting for now. ]

[retrograding]

There's a time and place for takin' shit, KK, and I don't think this is it. [ He smiles, though. ]

It misses you.

[goodluckkobra]

[ He snorts. ] If you say so.

I totally wished for you, by the way. Guess I got two more wishes, right? I'll split one with you.

[ Yes, he just offered Jet half of a fake wish. ]

[retrograding]

[ Aw, cute. Jet laughs. ] Are there stars, there? Wishing on a star really works, you know. Maybe if the two of us split that wish, we can bring us in our motorbaby.

[goodluckkobra]

[ Okay, Kobra was just being silly. Now who's cute? ]

Yeah, little pipsqueak shouldn't take too much wishing. In the meantime, you can totally cuddle me in her absence.

[ Or maybe Kobra just likes to climb all over his friends. What of it? ]

I had a totally rad bed.

[retrograding]

[ Hey, Jet will allow it. He will cuddle you, Kobra, no problem. ] Had?

[tooghoulforschool]

Prepare yourself for a whole lot of bullshit. Dipshit number one is in denial and dipshit number two is grating my last damn nerve. Jet. Jet, I have never needed you more in my whole life than I do right fuckin' now. Jet Star, save my ass.

[retrograding]

[ Shhh, shhhoooshpap, it's okay, Ghoul. ] Whoah there, cowboy, settle for me. Breathe. [ Have an arm around your shoulder. ] What's going on, little monster?

[tooghoulforschool]

[Yep. Feels real good not to be the one saying that all the damn time. He'll just breathe instead of telling everyone else to calm their shit. Yeah.] S'all off balance. Out of whack. Don't got you, I gotta step the fuck up and be you or I lose 'em when all I really wanna do is beat the living shit out of 'em both!

[Siiiiiiiiiiigh.] Rather go home, but you comin' here's a close second.

[retrograding]

[ He rests his head against Ghoul's. ] Now you know how I feel when the three of you bicker. [ Jet teases. ] You relax. Take a vacation, let them yammer at each other, go look at the ocean. Waves will calm you down, and then I'll be 'round in time for dinner, right?

[tooghoulforschool]

Not bickering! That's just me tryin' for some logic and reason with wild animals. Only sounds like it. [He's not pouting. Men don't pout. He's just angrily puffing his cheeks out slightly and sliding an arm around Jet.] Heh. Seeing that fuckin' bed out on the ocean makes me real calm.

[gloryisbullshit]

[XQZ]

[retrograding]