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[retrograding]

I suppose you're planting your feet firm on this one, aren't you? I guess it's shiny that I've got myself a forewarning from you, so that I can prepare myself. Seems to be a lot of needers there, though, and I only have so much give, so let me ask nicely, first, before the blasters ping: work is nice, but so is play. Don't push too hard?

And that goes for yourself, as well, Miss Thing. You know better.

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[goodluck_badkarma]

Seems a little too late for nicely-askings. No offense.

[retrograding]

Having some manner of manners gets you treated nicely. One sentence in and I'm lecturing? I'm getting old.

[goodluck_badkarma]

You always been old.

What, you think she's gonna take you for a run? I don't see as either of you got the stamina.

[retrograding]

I won't argue that.

Kid, the things I hear from our little monster makes me careful-footed. Stamina has just about nothing to do with it.

[goodluck_badkarma]

Yeah, well you still don't know do ya?

[retrograding]

No, I don't, but I like a bit of adventure. One favor, señor, maybe take a deep breath.

[goodluck_badkarma]

[No, no, no.] Don't--tell me what to do. I'm not Party Poison, I don't need talking down, Jet.

[detonator]

All it is is needers, chacha. You just give too easy.

[retrograding]

I'll stop talkin' down, Kid, when you stop actin' up.

[retrograding]

[ Absently: ] I think I'm tall enough to count as a tree.

[goodluck_badkarma]

Acting up? Because I'm not trying to snuggle you into something I don't think you're ready for?

[detonator]

[ WOOSH. ] More like a needle-free lil cactus. You gotta buck up, J-town.

[retrograding]

[ Mildly: ] Why don't you tell me a little more about how much you're underestimating me? Do you think I'm gonna trip over my gun and shoot myself in the face?

[goodluck_badkarma]

I think when you end up without yer gun, yer not gonna know what to do with yerself. So take a deep breath, maybe, before you go jumping in.

[goodluckkobra]

You don't have to always ask nicely. Sometimes you just gotta take shit, Jet. [ He rolls his eyes. ]

I miss your hair. [ And the rest of him, but that's all he's getting for now. ]

[retrograding]

[ Here, you can have a hair ruffle and a smile. ] I think the three of you and the little piggy have enough bucking-up for six of me.

And I'm not so spineless as you all wanna believe.

[retrograding]

There's a time and place for takin' shit, KK, and I don't think this is it. [ He smiles, though. ]

It misses you.

[retrograding]

I think you're being a little unfair. [ Maybe his expression twitches, though. ] I'm not completely incompetent. I'm no superhero, but neither are you, Kobra Kid.

[goodluck_badkarma]

I don't think I said any of that.

[goodluckkobra]

[ He snorts. ] If you say so.

I totally wished for you, by the way. Guess I got two more wishes, right? I'll split one with you.

[ Yes, he just offered Jet half of a fake wish. ]

[retrograding]

You don't say a lot of things.

[goodluck_badkarma]

[One hand waves.] Whatever. Fine. Drop another sucker in this mess. Sounds really wise. Just--wise for all involved parties.

[retrograding]

[ Aw, cute. Jet laughs. ] Are there stars, there? Wishing on a star really works, you know. Maybe if the two of us split that wish, we can bring us in our motorbaby.

[retrograding]

I know what I'm doing, even if you don't think I do. [ Sighs. ] I can't tell the future, so I guess we'll see what happens, won't we?

[goodluck_badkarma]

Guess we will.

[LE FUCKING SIGH] No one's saying you're incompetent.