Dear Mun just got a whole lot louder...

[crappyfortunes]

What have you done, you rapscallion?! This is kidnapping--nay, catnapping!! This is larceny!! This is Grand Theft Kitty!!

I demand an explanation for my presence in your stinky head!

Oh, is it a ransom you're after? Why didn't you say so! You can just bill it to Reeve's tab. After all, you can't put a price on man's best friend.

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[catnapper]

[Catnapper, you say.]

There's only one real catnapper in this joint and his name is Meowth.

[crappyfortunes]

[Who is this dapper feline fellow??]

Excuse me! My anxieties are very legitimate! I have rights!

[catnapper]

[And Meowth never thought he'd meet a cat who yaps more than he does. It could be a broship in the making. Except-]

Listen up, furball!

[DRAMATIC POINT--this would go better if Jessie and James were around to back him up, but. Details.]

If it's ransom we're talkin', then you're comin' with me!

[crappyfortunes]

Eh?!? What...you....! Of all the vile fiends!

[Cait Sith does what he does best. He runs around in circles screaming uselessly.]

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING CATNAPPED!

[sonofseto]

Man must be masochistic.

[crappyfortunes]

Nanaki! [Flop. On your head.]

[sonofseto]

[ Oww... ]

That is not a pre-approved Cait Sith nesting zone.

[crappyfortunes]

[ignorin' u]

Nanaki Nanaki Nanaki Nanaki guess what! I'm in a headspace! [Plonking his paws on Nanaki's head.] And Reeve's not here to tell me not to phone hookers or order pizzas!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ When Shinra was planning defence
The meeting must have gone hence:
"We could send a spy
Like any other guy
But a catpuppet makes more sense." ♪

[crappyfortunes]

Hey! [Chucking a megaphone at Ezio.] You ninny, you'll blow my cover!!

[unavoidabubbly]

omg its a meowcat
hai thar meowcat

[crappyfortunes]

[female attention awwww yesssss. Cait Sith zooms on over.]

Why hello there, little lassie! Would you like your fortune told?

[unavoidabubbly]

wow a talking meowcat
i luv u already :3
u tell fortunes 2?
ok hit me w/ it!!!

[aheartinhealing]

Oh wow, a talking cat!

[He puts his hands on his knees and leans down a bit.]