What?

[shot_watson]

This is a terrible idea. No one likes canon-based original characters anyway. Well, of course someone shot him! He "Got Shot" he didn't "Shoot himself"!

Fine. What if the production team decides to reveal who shot him, hum? What then? Are you going to completely scrap me at that point? Or turn me into an "alternate version" of that character.

Look, I understand what you are trying to do. I can even understand why you would want to do this. But, that in no way means this is a good idea in any universe.

Go and bother one of the others you have up here in your head, if you're so bored.

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[the_worst]

Whatcha mean 'no one likes canon based oh-sees'? Everybody'luvs'us! And those that don't are jus' jellis that we've got more flexibility than cannon folks do.

Aaaall of that said, who'd you shoot?

[shot_watson]

[She sighs. This is all she needs: some farm chick trying to cheer her up.]

And army doctor. Spared his life, actually - I didn't have to miss.

[And that was a not-so-veiled threat.]

[the_worst]

That was mighty kind of ya. What'd you shoot him with?

[shot_watson]

[There's a hint of a smile. She misses the war in some ways. She certainly was never bored.]

An AK-47. I was a quite a distance. He doesn't even know it was me.

[the_worst]

Why'd you use an AK? I'd think an M16 or AR-15'd work better overa distance. 'Course I'm partial to rocket launchers meself.

[shot_watson]

Because it doesn't work as well over a distance. It makes the fact that I spared his life appear to be accidental.

[All said with the subtext of "Duh".]

[the_worst]

Or it'll look like someone used the wrong type of gun and he just got lucky. Whywer you shootin doctors anyway?

[shot_watson]

[Her tone takes on a dark quality.]

It was my assignment.

[Sort of, she's got a complicated history.]

[the_worst]

I hope your teacher didn't grade on a curve.

[shot_watson]

[Clara's expression reads: What the hell are you talking about?]

Who are you?

[the_worst]

I'm Bo Lionel Crowder-Luthor o'course! Don't you evar read newspapers?

[shot_watson]

I read the news, doesn't mean I've heard of you.

[She doesn't read American news.]

[the_worst]

Sounds like you need a text to speech program.

[shot_watson]

Right. Thanks for proving to my mun why no one likes original characters. I think she's going to retire me now.

[the_worst]

Aw now don't be like that, don't let'er ship you off to Florida to be with all those old fogies. I was just bein sassy!

[shot_watson]

Are you always like this or is this the way you greet everyone new to this area?

[the_worst]

I'm always like this, I get it from both my fathers' ::she shrugs::

Lets start over again, get us on the right feet. Hi! I'm Bo Lionel Crowder-Luthor! Who are you?

[shot_watson]

[She's bored, but smiles.]

Clara. Clara Jones.

[She extends her hand.]

[the_worst]

::she's interested, but yawns during the handshake because she has a condition::

Nice ta meetya, I hope your mun lets you stick around! Why'd you let that army doctor go if you were posed to shootem for an assignment? Did you get fired?

[shot_watson]

I don't enjoy killing people.

[She had to, but she saved those she could.]