It's been months and suddenly:

[i_can_fix_it]

A good evening to you, too, ma'am! Oh, me? Well, I'm just dandy–

"Enough with the pleasantries?" I don't know about you, but I can sense some urgency going on here...

I mean, I know I haven't been out for too long here and you've only got back to me about this 'application' thing. Oh, I know you haven't watched the movie more than twice! That's all right by me, ma'am. I don't hold nothing against your memory.

Now, now. We'll figure this out, right? If you do need the assistance, I can fix it! Just type out something and see where it goes from there.

Comments

[kingofnightmares]

So your hammer fixes things. Must be quite the burden when you're in a fight of some sort.

[i_can_fix_it]

I'm not really one for the fighting games, but it's nothing too bad? I mean, it helps.

...Wh-why would it be a burden?

[kingofnightmares]

You wouldn't be able to protect yourself with that kind of hammer. You can't hurt anyone with it, now can you? And you have no other weapons on your being.

[i_can_fix_it]

Well? Uh...eheh...I guess you're right about that...

[kingofnightmares]

So in other words. Without your hammer, what can you do?

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[i_can_fix_it]

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[i_can_fix_it]

Heavens to Betsy, all I can do is fix!! That's all in my programming!

[kingofnightmares]

That's too bad. Looks like you'll need someone at your side at all times.

[i_can_fix_it]

I...but I've been doing pretty good on my own!

[kingofnightmares]

And what have you been doing on your own?

[i_can_fix_it]

Fixing the building! Maintenance work. Getting pies and medals from the Nicelanders?

[kingofnightmares]

...That's it?

[i_can_fix_it]

...Yup!

[kingofnightmares]

You don't do anything else?

[How boring.]

[i_can_fix_it]

Well. No! But there's nothing wrong with doing the same thing over and over again! It's mighty nice to have a routine.