Lemme tell you, sweetheart, they don't have a fucking clue as to that answer. It's just blah blah bla-bullshit, yakking all over the place like a beagle getting into three-day-old trash.
So basically they're a bunch of fucking crazy people? Are they all in the same hospital or something? Cause if this is their therapy then they're fucked.
Hey, now you're getting it! But yeah, no, it's not even funny except maybe in that old school asylum kind of funny before the lobotomies come on out and then-- Well, yeah, everybody knows how that goes. It's classic. Anyway. I seriously doubt any of these fuckers are going around getting therapy, because that shit's expensive, even with the whole Obamacare deal going on, so.
They're fucked, we're fucked, it's like a whole screwy fucky-go-round and nobody's getting off. [ Beat. ] Least there's popcorn.
Well, you know. I'm kind of a writer, least a little bit-- Part-time, even, but the whole creative flow. It happens. Gotta let it out. Feel free to use it wherever!
But as for booze - I mean, you're not Irish, are you, don't want to be feeding any sort of alcoholic problems because that's not healthy, all right, and I'm not an enabler - I mean. You could probably go and just ask the general sort of... Ether. Whatever.
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They're fucked, we're fucked, it's like a whole screwy fucky-go-round and nobody's getting off. [ Beat. ] Least there's popcorn.
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Fucky-go-round. I like it.
Is there vodka?
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But as for booze - I mean, you're not Irish, are you, don't want to be feeding any sort of alcoholic problems because that's not healthy, all right, and I'm not an enabler - I mean. You could probably go and just ask the general sort of... Ether. Whatever.