Lemme tell you, sweetheart, they don't have a fucking clue as to that answer. It's just blah blah bla-bullshit, yakking all over the place like a beagle getting into three-day-old trash.
So basically they're a bunch of fucking crazy people? Are they all in the same hospital or something? Cause if this is their therapy then they're fucked.
Hey, now you're getting it! But yeah, no, it's not even funny except maybe in that old school asylum kind of funny before the lobotomies come on out and then-- Well, yeah, everybody knows how that goes. It's classic. Anyway. I seriously doubt any of these fuckers are going around getting therapy, because that shit's expensive, even with the whole Obamacare deal going on, so.
They're fucked, we're fucked, it's like a whole screwy fucky-go-round and nobody's getting off. [ Beat. ] Least there's popcorn.
Well, you know. I'm kind of a writer, least a little bit-- Part-time, even, but the whole creative flow. It happens. Gotta let it out. Feel free to use it wherever!
But as for booze - I mean, you're not Irish, are you, don't want to be feeding any sort of alcoholic problems because that's not healthy, all right, and I'm not an enabler - I mean. You could probably go and just ask the general sort of... Ether. Whatever.
Keeping you here against your will like the rest of us because some asshole decided, "I don't care if your story's over, I want to throw you at assholes who could kill you with a snap of their fingers or who will traumatize you for life while I find somewhere to throw you and go through MORE BULLSHIT!"
...by the way cheesy ending aside, my mun thought your movie was good.
And she thinks I'm the one with fucking problems? What, are these people sociopaths or something? My sister didn't put my ...mun, is that what they're called, up to this did she?!
[ that makes her shut up. for like a second. ] Oh. Uh, thanks? I think.
After To Boldly Flee, I decided to remember him so you don't have to!
Would your sister happen to have black hair, pigtails, a beleaguered bitch of a BFF, a crush on a pop song reviewer with a black mask she's stalking, and a tendency to chloroform people?
(Where, oh where, is someone with a Nostalgia Chick-muse?)
(ooc: You have any RP-making experience? Because I could use some help.)
More like a type a control freak, with her perfect life and her perfect house who thinks she is so much better than me. But - it totally wouldn't surprise me if she does chloroform people. Maybe that's how she keeps that husband of hers so whipped.
( ooc | i do! how can i help? :D )
Same here. Wish more people were familiar with TGWTG.com
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They're fucked, we're fucked, it's like a whole screwy fucky-go-round and nobody's getting off. [ Beat. ] Least there's popcorn.
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Fucky-go-round. I like it.
Is there vodka?
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But as for booze - I mean, you're not Irish, are you, don't want to be feeding any sort of alcoholic problems because that's not healthy, all right, and I'm not an enabler - I mean. You could probably go and just ask the general sort of... Ether. Whatever.
You familiar with Nostalgia Critic?
...by the way cheesy ending aside, my mun thought your movie was good.
i am! omg! i am screaming right now!
[ that makes her shut up. for like a second. ] Oh. Uh, thanks? I think.
After To Boldly Flee, I decided to remember him so you don't have to!
(a thought enters his mind)
Would your sister happen to have black hair, pigtails, a beleaguered bitch of a BFF, a crush on a pop song reviewer with a black mask she's stalking, and a tendency to chloroform people?
(Where, oh where, is someone with a Nostalgia Chick-muse?)
(ooc: You have any RP-making experience? Because I could use some help.)
i am LOVING this!
More like a type a control freak, with her perfect life and her perfect house who thinks she is so much better than me. But - it totally wouldn't surprise me if she does chloroform people. Maybe that's how she keeps that husband of hers so whipped.
( ooc | i do! how can i help? :D )
Same here. Wish more people were familiar with TGWTG.com
wishes she could be.)...does said husband happen to wear a black mask, hood, and angst about how talentless Katie Perry is in spite of somehow liking her music?
(Don't worry ToddInTheShadows! If Nostalgia Chick is holding you hostage, he'll save you!
and then take your place)[ooc: