Homeless, voice testing like *whoa*

[ace_of_hearts]

Now this is familiar. I have to admit, I'm a bit surprised though. I've been gone for awhile and you usually prefer other people's takes on me, if I remember right. [Small laugh.] Not that I'm complaining, it's nice to stretch my limbs and get a little freedom.

Still, I have to wonder at your motivations. Missing someone with manners and a sleep disorder? Those really can't be the best reasons.

At least you're having fun trying to write an app, just make sure you're not being too rash about this. Only one of us gets to be the hothead around here, and I've got the fire to back it up, and you don't. Besides, weren't there other things you were planning to do?

And as for the screen name, I'm not sure anyone will get that reference. Vista doesn't count, his mun came up with it.

Comments

1/??? who KNOWS.

[payinspades]

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Did you just call me Marco?

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You did.

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[ LIGHT PUNCH TO THE HEAD. ]

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I can't believe you just called me Marco.

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I can't believe You called ME, Marco.

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DO I LOOK LIKE A PINEAPPLE?

[payinspades]

[ HEAD LOCK. ]

[payinspades]

[ grinds knuckles into head. ]

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You little shithead. [ grindgrindgrind ]

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...

DONE. sob what is this

[payinspades]

Let's be honest. This is pretty on par for your mun.

THIS. IS. --Sparta!-- I mean no, it's WHITEBEARD PIRATES RAAAAWWWWR

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh, I'm sorry, was this supposed to prove that you're not being like Marco. My mistake.

[Fake coughs:] Marco.

Yeah, it is pretty much my mun's style, huh. Ignore me for two years, get sick and night terrors and suddenly go, "Hey you know what would be fun? Sharing them with a muse. I wonder who I should torture." Muns, man, muns.

1/???? FUCK ACE STOP

[payinspades]

[ r u fucking kidding me? ]

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[ SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! ]

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[ this is his BITCH PLZ FACE. ]

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You know, you could at least make the effort to hide it. [GRINDS KNUCKLES INTO HEAD.]

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It's rude. [ GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND ] What would Makino-san say?

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Don't tell me you've forgotten your manners. [ ace, you're GRINDING YOUR KNUCKLES INTO HIS HEAD. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS? ]

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[ oh, right.

they're dead because little shithead here called you Marco. ]

[payinspades]

[ releases headlock. and then. just GLOMPS and gives a stupidly wet smooch to cheek. ]

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Call me Marco again and I'll find some way to turn you into a pineapple.

[ SCARILY CHEERFUL. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

How? You're going to plant Marco and see if he splits and develops more fruit asexually?

Turkeys don't work that way.

[Blandly. Who's taking a page from Marco's book here?] And Makino would say it's not polite to noogie yourself! [Lunges at his counterpart and tries to tackle and pin down. Oh yeah, this will work well.]

[payinspades]

Well, he's got to have seeds somewhere. [ STUPID LEWD GRIN. ] I mean, he is half pineapple half turkey.

[ oh, yeah, this is going to go over so well. Guess they're wrestling now. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

I bet I know where the seeds are. [See, this is why Marco can't tell when Ace doesn't mean something lewd and dumb, because a lot of the time, he does.]

[And yup. Super wrestling. Gee, look at how evenly matched they are. Who'd have ever expected that?]