On his mun thinking about sending him to sirenspull

[intheattic]

Have you gone completely mad?

Actually, scratch that, I know you're mad.

You won't like it, you know. Having me in a game. Don't think anyone will, really, and that's the way I want things. I'm not interested in "coming out of my shell".

Go back to fixing up your own mess of a life and stop trying to change mine.

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what am i doing i'm so sorry

[definitely_has]

You should really have a bit more respect, young man. Your mun can easily support herself, you have no say in her creative endeavours!

Now go make yourself pretty and stop flapping your jaw. There's a good boy.

[She's obviously being sarcastic, judging by that scathing look.]

I died xD

[intheattic]

[ What... how... who?

He is not equipped to deal with someone like you, Claudette. ]

Think you have even less say.

fufufufufu

[174awhile]

I don't know, I might like it. [Totally not being difficult on purpose.]

[intheattic]

[ Yeah well, everyone knows you're a little twisted Edward. Breaking into a girl's room to watch her sleep for months? Really? ]

Think you'll be too busy stalking your girlfriend to pay much attention to me.

[ Do you really want to go up against Alistair in a "being difficult" match? ]

[174awhile]

[And Edward knows that better than anyone; knew it was wrong, berated himself for it, but still did it anyway... Not for months, though! Maybe...weeks... But that's neither here nor there. This is about Alistair's messed up ways.]

Looking after Bella will be a full-time job, I'll admit to that much, which is why...I might like a spare set of eyes on her.

[Nah, he's going to go the favor route instead. It almost worked last time, before Alistair ran away with his tail between his legs.]

[intheattic]

[ He was almost doing Carlisle a favor, not you Edward. ]

Half your family seems to be there, plenty of eyes to go around.

[shadowtakesall]

[Did you seriously just go there.

Did you. Seriously. Just go there.

... Mr. "I will hang out in this tree, watching that woman I certainly know is not food and pretend I'm hunting".]

[intheattic]

[ Who asked you for an opinion? ]

[shadowtakesall]

[It's not an opinion, it's a fact.

Seems to be a vampire-thing, huh?]

[intheattic]

[ It wasn't the same thing at all! ]

[shadowtakesall]

[What's the difference, Alicakes, dearest?]

[intheattic]

[ For one you weren't asleep, Merrykins, and he didn't break in anywhere. ]

[shadowtakesall]

[Who knows how long you'd have watched, though.]

[intheattic]

[ That'd be a much better tease if you didn't seem so pleased by the thought.

He would say 'turned on', but he is a gentleman.

Only he really isn't. ]

[shadowtakesall]

[You are such an asshole, and the fact that you are right doesn't make it better, shut up.

... And you were still stalking her because you missed her.]

[intheattic]

[ You brought this on yourself, lady.

And he was not, running into her just seemed to happen whether he liked it or not. ]

[shadowtakesall]

[Says the ridiculously fast vampire with that supernatural tracking ability usually used to avoid people.

Suuuuure.]

[shadowtakesall]

Shut up, Alistair, it's a good idea.

Besides, last time your life got a change, you liked it at least a little more than you claimed.

[intheattic]

A good idea? Have you looked at that place? I wouldn't have a moment's peace.

[shadowtakesall]

You know my alternative, don't you?

That place seems heavenly.

[Yeah, there is a lot of irony.]

Besides, that friend of yours is there, too.

[intheattic]

... wait, since when are you going there?

[ Took him a while to catch up there. ]

[shadowtakesall]

Since you are going.

[intheattic]

Are you really that dedicated to being a pain in my behind?

[ It's not as if he likes you or anything. ]

[shadowtakesall]

Absolutely. [She has to do something.]

The thing is, you like it.

[intheattic]

Whatever gave you that idea.

[ You know, besides the whole living in his head thing. ]

[shadowtakesall]

The mind-reading, it helps.

[Now, be happy and mentally prepare yourself to share your living space with her.

Her and stolen goods.]

[intheattic]

Won't be reading my mind there.

[ You are not using his attic to stash things in! ]

[shadowtakesall]

You'll miss it.

[Why not? You won't be using all that space, anyway.]