Glob mun you are so lame.

[vampire_queen]

So you're finally gonna do it, eh? Cuz of little old me? Gotta admit it is mighty convenient you getting bored of a meme community at the same time I come around. You sure you will be able to handle me in a game? Well now you gotta find one. Make sure it is a good one too! I mean someone as awesome as me deserves the best.

Soooo whatcha thinking? Any ideas at all? No? Come on man.....get your stuff together. I know your sick but that's no excuse it is not like you got classes anymore.

I'll just be waiting on you slow butt.

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[smartie]

I guess it's not so bad so far. I'm devising ways to escape, though. After hearing details from the citizens there, I can't possibly stay.

[vampire_queen]

Woah, Princess it was just a joke.

[She is really curious now.]

Do...you need like someone to come save you? I am surprised Finn hasn't saved you yet.

[smartie]

I can save myself for once! And Finn is, um... too young. I think.

[vampire_queen]

Of course you can Princess. Wait...what? Too young? What the lump. What kinda place are you at?

[smartie]

It's called... er... City of Ariel...?

Ahh one of my other friends is playing there.

[vampire_queen]

Soooo its a city yeah....and?! Come on Bonnie spill it.

it's pretty fun! i'm a lone canon warrior there

[smartie]

You know what 'hedonism' means, right? That's basically what it's about. The water has strange things in it, and people are always, er...

I don't know too much about it other than its...kinky

[vampire_queen]

Actually I don-nevermind, so don't drink the water?

People are always.....?

it sure is, lol. it's fun!

[smartie]

What the heck, Marceline! Don't make me say it!

ROFL Poor PB, I doubt shes having fun

[vampire_queen]

......Wait...Wait. No. That? That?

You mean to tell me people are always, fucking?

[Shocking developments require words that haven't been used in 100s of years.]

she's too much of a prude haha

[smartie]

Fudge!

[ PB covers her ears. ] So grotesque, Marceline! There was no need for that kind of distasteful language!

Of course!

[vampire_queen]

WELL people don't fudge, Princess.

[Frowning majorly. Jealous much?]

You haven't, have you?

[smartie]

No! Do I look like an animal to you? It's none of your business, anyway.

[vampire_queen]

Che' well in a place like that it is probably eventually gonna happen.

[smartie]

No way! I've got self-control and science on my side. I'm avoiding all the tainted water, and I'm alert for any other tricks they might have.

[vampire_queen]

.....Self-control. [She sighs. Grumble. Grumble.]

So...how do people live there? I mean you can't just....do it all day every day.. things get worn out.

[smartie]

I... well, it really seems like a normal city in all other aspects, aside from the abundance of humans. People hold jobs, there's a small local government, there's places to live...

[vampire_queen]

Humans? Weird.

....So normal except, there are people having sex all the lumpin time?

Are you sure you don't want to be saved?

[smartie]

I do, I do! But I'm not gonna wish Finn into a place like that. So... I'll figure it out.

[vampire_queen]

[Hello, Vampire Queen here. She has powers too. Whatever.]

Yeahh that doesn't sound like any place for a kid.

Or someone like you for that matter.

[smartie]

Stop treatin' me like I'm fragile, Marceline.

[vampire_queen]

I am not! You are not fragile, Princess. Just sounds like a bad place. Ugh!

[smartie]

Yeah, well... I guess it's kind of nice that you're worried.

[vampire_queen]

[Very worried and very jealous.]

I-I can't help it. I er...car-nevermind. Just...want you to becareful.

[smartie]

I always am.

[vampire_queen]

Good. Er....maybe I should force my mun to bring me there?

[smartie]

But it's a terrible place, Marceline!

[vampire_queen]

I've been through worse. I think I can handle this.

[vampire_queen]

And you can't stop me Bonnibel, I am already making her prepare.