On probably going to Route!

[pumpkinmewtini]

yo munny so ur pretty seirous abt this i guess

even tho youv never acutally

*actually lol

actully played me nywhere or w/e?

like this is even ur first time writin me at all n u relaly think this is a good idea???

lol ok im in

gimme dat shuckle boyyyyy

Comments

[gotmyending]

........

Was that even in English?

[pumpkinmewtini]

yes lmoa

w even else would it be

spnaish?

[gotmyending]

Doesn't look like English to me. Maybe "ham-fisted drunkard". Or "really really old guy texting while driving".

[pikajanken]

Wow that's a lot of pink...

Oh a shuckle for your starter? They are pretty cute.

[pumpkinmewtini]

fuck ye they r

like some kinda noodel rock tutrle

*turtel

*turtle omfg

[pikajanken]

I never had a chance to catch one when I was there.

I had a Mareep there. They're like cute yellow sheep that can store electricity in their wool!

[pumpkinmewtini]

oh yeah lol those fcuckers

i played a lil of gen 2 on emualatros

*not gonna evn try

theyre p cute

[pikajanken]

They are! I'm actually looking forward to possibly going back to Route now!

Sure I would have to start from the beginning but I'm okay with that. Oh hope you like the music from the games because it never stops playing.

[ein_prosit]

C-can you just say yes to a game like that!? What if it's a bad game with lots of monsters that try and kill you? Mundanes seem to like those kind of games too. I think you should reconsider, miss!!

[pumpkinmewtini]

oh lol thats sweet bt um

losta monstres try 2 kill me all the time ill be jstu fine

how bad could it be its fuckin poekmon

[ein_prosit]

Poek...Oh, I think you meant to spell Pokémon instead.

I guess that's not too bad though. Some types of Pokémon can be very cute! Are you going to try for a Jigglypuff? You seem to like the color pink a lot. Just be careful of its Sing technique and carry lots of Awakenings with you!

[pumpkinmewtini]

oh fuck yea

jigglglygpuffs all up n this bitch

n luvdics

lvoe dicks

lmao yes accruate

[ein_prosit]

[He has to wonder if that's an actual typo, or if she really mean to spell it that way. Probably for the best if he doesn't ask.]

It's great that you have Pokémon you like. I like Machops, they seem like very hardworking Pokémon.

Will you try to be the very best trainer and catch them all?

[worldsaway]

THERE IS NO POCKET MONSTER QUITE SO NOBLE AS THE SHUCKLE. YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY, FRIEND.

[pumpkinmewtini]

hey its lik i always say

u dont fuckle

w shuckle

[worldsaway]

TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN.

THOUGH I'D WAGER MY COMPANION PIKACHU WOULD GIVE YOUR SHUCKLE QUITE THE CHALLENGE.

[pumpkinmewtini]

r u kiddin

i tuaght that fucker tackel hes iunstoppable

srue ive gotta throw him but whats the chuck of a shuckel

between freinds?

[healium]

[YOU'RE COMING TO ROUTE? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YES YES YES ROXY I MISSED YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS ADULT VERSION OF YOU, SHE GOT ME DRUNK AND JAKE IS BEING OBLIVIOUS AS USUAL AND AUGGHGHHHH BFFSTY I NEED YOU]

Roxy, there you are! Just so you know, you're going to get a Slowpoke on arrival, because you are the last one here!

[pumpkinmewtini]

[WOAH WOAH JANEY SLOW DOWN GURL]

Wow okay, first of all, that's SUPER RUDE. Especially to the Slowpoke, have you even seen those things, they're fuckin' AWESOME. If I get one, Janey, I will treasure the living hell out of it, only slightly less than I will treasure being with my BFFSIE real and in the flesh, wow!

Because that's a thing I've been lead to believe is going to be a thing. Were doin' it gurl. Were makin' it hapen. Are you ready for the amount of hugs you're getting?

[healium]

Treasure us both, because I hope to god you are staying longer and that we get to have some good talks and I am so ready for all of the hugs. [Missing her bffsty forever wow it has been a long time it feels like since she saw her last.]

Roxy, in all seriousness, I can't wait for you to arrive. While I won't exactly be able to go running off without it taking me forever to reach you, I may be able to ask on some favors and get a flight up to your location.

[pumpkinmewtini]

Ohhhhhh right. Pokémon bullshit has everyone startin' in the same place, which is always in the middle of blisterfuck nowhere. Guuhhh. But yeah the moment I am within, like, maybe five feet of you, I am going to wrap myself around you like your very own Roxy-pattern scarf and we are going to have AAAAAAAALL the talks. Especially because now we can actually do each others' hair and talk about boys and have sleepovers and shit. It's like a dream come true up in here.

[healium]

I think I will enjoy all of that so.. so very much. [ESPECIALLY BECAUSE BOY PROBLEMS AKA JAKE PROBLEMS are very much a thing right about now.] Even a cliched pillow fight in our pajamas sounds amazing right now.

[shippingmath]

About time, RL.
This party has been delayed as hell, waiting for you to walk in.

[pumpkinmewtini]

ohhh sht sorry

guess i better put on my best pmumps n sashay the fuck ovr so u can get the party all strated up

is there snaks

i am all up fr like cheezits or somethin

[shippingmath]

More like put on a coat and gloves 'cause it's fucking winter.
There's like a boxed lunch for the first bit, but you won't have to worry about that.
Someone'll probably come and pick you up as soon as you show.
I'm sure I can persuade them to bring you mad snacks.

[timelymaid]

roxy!!
i think its a great idea
even if you wouldnt remember me or some of the others
everyone misses you

[temporalswag]

hey check it out its the floating chick
way to type like a pro
so
sup

[moveslikestrider]

things will be fine well be here to make it a smooth first ride
what a better place than pokeland to do it
with you the human party will be complete
this time well get to actually chat a bit right