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[besttwooutofthree]

You fool, do you really think this will appease me? I have no interest in your whims! I have only one mission and it doesn't concern amusing you!

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[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ The Black Waltz, The Black Waltz
The Black Waltz number two
Don't mean the last boss is over ♪

[besttwooutofthree]

[What... what are you doing?]

Do you mock me?!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ No more than others, I assure
Though the reference is quite obscure ♪

[besttwooutofthree]

Enough of your noise!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Hey, don't you call it noise
My lute skills bring all the boys! ♪









♪ (to the yard) ♪

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Sephiroth did the wing thing. It was lame then, it's lame now.

[besttwooutofthree]

Oh so now another black mage doll has learned how to speak? How precious.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Black mage... doll?

You know, I got some weird fetishes, but that's a new one on me.

[besttwooutofthree]

Based on your clothing you must be another fabricated class of doll. Still, you're only a lowly foot soldier so learn your place!

[soangryicouldtinkle]

What you meant to say was based off my clothing I must be a Blue Mage.

As for learning ones place...

Do you know Meteor?

[mindblast]

If you want to scare your writer into doing something, maybe looking less like a scarecrow might do the trick.

[besttwooutofthree]

How dare you! I am a Black Waltz, not a... scarecrow!.

[mindblast]

My apologizes then [not]. I didn't think pointy hats were part of the dress code for formal dances. Speaking of which, nice dress. [Yeah, he doesn't know what to make of this thing.]

[besttwooutofthree]

It is not a dress, you miserable wretch! They are robes!

[Ruffled feathers? Maybe just a bit. His master must have had a sick sense of humor when it came to creating him.]

[toolofdestruction]

You had best settle in, Two. These muns do not take orders from anyone but themselves.

[besttwooutofthree]

Do they now? Well, that will change.

[toolofdestruction]

I wish you luck in that. You will need it.

Are you being sent somewhere?

[besttwooutofthree]

Pah! Luck. We Black Waltzes need no luck.

I would think that I'm not going anywhere. Why do you ask, Three?

[toolofdestruction]

Mine shuffled me off somewhere after she said that she wouldn't.

And now I'm dying there. It's very undignified. Hopefully you will not have to put up with such rot.

[relentlessly]

[ He wasn't confused before, but he sure as Hell is now. ]

What is the meaning of this nonsense?

[toolofdestruction]

I could ask the same of you!

[relentlessly]

Hmph! A lowly, mindless tool such as yourself could never approach the level of power I wield.

[toolofdestruction]

Just watch me. I am sure you will be ashes in the aftermath!

[relentlessly]

Another failed prototype. Your mission is at an end. I will retrieve Princess Garnet.

[besttwooutofthree]

... ...

[Another Three. What. ...Well, he'll get treated the exact same.]

You? Hah! I would be truly shocked if you were able, Three!